[Abernathy]

Point of order - John Arlott was a Liberal candidate and a fervent anti-racism campaigner.

Seconded. My favourite story about Arlott relates to when he found himself being required to fill out an immigration form on a plane travelling to Johannesburg during the apartheid years. In response to a question enquiring about the passenger's " race", Arlott simply wrote "human".

[Spoonman]

Meanwhile in Benidorm...

[Killer Whale]

It was part of a local festival, including a lot of dressing up. I'm yet to be convinced that they were not taking the piss.

[Youngian]

When you’ve been fired from an outfit in the Murdoch remainder bin for being too big of an arsehole, where next do you go?

[Tubby Isaacs]

The world's worst legal commentator is still going. Yeah, Steven. Why might company directors using fake identities be an issue?

[Boiler]

Ah, so THAT'S why I've got to take my driving licence to my meeting with my company accountants next week.

[Bones McCoy]

The world's worst legal commentator is still going. Yeah, Steven. Why might company directors using fake identities be an issue?

It's on par with Pol Pot's worst works.

[Boiler]

Oh great. Plastic fucking Christians, all the Church needs.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4p42kydx9o

[davidjay]

Oh great. Plastic fucking Christians, all the Church needs.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4p42kydx9o

Another neutral BBC story where a bishop from an obscure denomination is treated as credibly as the Archbishop of Canterbury.

[Yug]

No, BBC. They aren't turning to christianity. They've just discovered a new way to express their islamophobia.

[Boiler]

Oh great. Plastic fucking Christians, all the Church needs.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4p42kydx9o

Another neutral BBC story where a bishop from an obscure denomination is treated as credibly as the Archbishop of Canterbury.

I'd never even heard of them...

I remember the rush to convert to Catholicism when women priests were allowed in the Anglican church by some high profile individuals at the time - looks like they had a solution in their midst all along.

Well, if anyone wants to learn about them: https://confessinganglican.church/what-is/

Edit: what a surprise, they're based in Tennessee.

[davidjay]

The bishop himself.

[Boiler]

I'm just face-palming and reminding myself of that Harry Dean Stanton line;

"You a Christian? Don't want no Christians in my car!"

(from the film "Repo Man", m'Lud.)

[davidjay]

Few things make me shudder, but this does.

[Youngian]

Oh great. Plastic fucking Christians, all the Church needs.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4p42kydx9o

That was a lot to do with the man who organised the event, Robinson - real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon - the far-right figure who says he recently found Christian faith while in prison.

And I recently found Shergar ridden by Lord Lucan. Thought up his latest grift in nick more like.

[Boiler]

Pah! I found Nessie, me. In me sock drawer.

[Boiler]

It's been a while since we heard from this individual.

[Andy McDandy]

According to the I, which has been investigating the channel crossers popping over to intimidate Parisian homeless people, and claim to slash up some inflatables, one of those involved runs a "sex doll rental company".

Just WTF, what the fucking fuck is wrong with these people? Answers on a postcard, or scrawled on the wall of your local piss dungeon.

[Bones McCoy]

According to the I, which has been investigating the channel crossers popping over to intimidate Parisian homeless people, and claim to slash up some inflatables, one of those involved runs a "sex doll rental company".

Just WTF, what the fucking fuck is wrong with these people? Answers on a postcard, or scrawled on the wall of your local piss dungeon.

"In the future you will own noting" has found its final boss.

[Oboogie]

one of those involved runs a "sex doll rental company".

Wot?
I have never been tempted by sex dolls but I am certain that, should that ever change, I will buy my own spanking new clean one rather than boldy go where hundreds of mucky buggers have gone before.