Youngian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 13, 2025 3:25 pm
"They're banning Christmas" comes earlier every. Susan and Kenny the cabbie have caught out jihadist Mayor Khan cancelling festivities. He hates baby Jesus.
Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town
The Sun and various Reform councillors yesterday accused Screwfix of banning Christmas because staff were not allowed to put up Christmas decorations in their stores. Given that the front of Screwfix stores is quite small because it essential just a place to pick up pre-ordered items banning decorations was probably a good idea. The Sun and the Reform councilors completely ignored the fact that most Screwfix employees wear Christmas jumpers and socks which are sold in the store.