By mattomac
#99911
Youngian wrote: Thu Nov 13, 2025 3:25 pm "They're banning Christmas" comes earlier every. Susan and Kenny the cabbie have caught out jihadist Mayor Khan cancelling festivities. He hates baby Jesus.

Wonder how she defended the flag “again”?
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By Watchman
#99912
What a sad, shallow life she must have
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By Boiler
#99947
Unfortunately she feels the need to tell us about it.

I really hoped when Starmer got in, he'd bin the flags but he's every bit as bad as Booster Johnson.
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By Abernathy
#99963
Hasn’t Susan jumped ship to Reform UK yet ?
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By Youngian
#101652
Mayor Khan apparently hasn't banned Christmas but his carol singing is insufficient. He hates baby Jesus.
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By satnav
#101670
The Sun and various Reform councillors yesterday accused Screwfix of banning Christmas because staff were not allowed to put up Christmas decorations in their stores. Given that the front of Screwfix stores is quite small because it essential just a place to pick up pre-ordered items banning decorations was probably a good idea. The Sun and the Reform councilors completely ignored the fact that most Screwfix employees wear Christmas jumpers and socks which are sold in the store.
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By Andy McDandy
#101673
There was a woman complaining about Christmas decorations in Liverpool last week. As people pointed out the inaccuracies in her statement, she got more and more defensive as she shifted the goalposts.

It began as "Here's the high street, isn't it sparse?". By the end, it was "OK, there are lights and a tree, and there's stuff all over the city, but there are no fairy lights strewn across this part of this street and that's terrible".
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By Watchman
#101674
satnav wrote: Mon Dec 08, 2025 5:41 pm The Sun and various Reform councillors yesterday accused Screwfix of banning Christmas because staff were not allowed to put up Christmas decorations in their stores. Given that the front of Screwfix stores is quite small because it essential just a place to pick up pre-ordered items banning decorations was probably a good idea. The Sun and the Reform councilors completely ignored the fact that most Screwfix employees wear Christmas jumpers and socks which are sold in the store.
I thought private companies (as in DUP bakers who refused to bake a cake for a gay couple), are entitled to run their business as they see fit.
By mattomac
#101676
Saw people moaning about the tree in Brighton shopping centre, loads of suggestions of a naivety, assume they don’t care much for most of that story but aww cute baby.
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By Boiler
#101678
mattomac wrote: Mon Dec 08, 2025 8:51 pm Saw people moaning about the tree in Brighton shopping centre, loads of suggestions of a naivety, assume they don’t care much for most of that story but aww cute baby.
I think Sir has fallen victim to auto-correct :lol:
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