[Tubby Isaacs]

I thought Kemi had shut up about the Chagos Islands, after Starmer offered her a full security briefing. Did she ever take that up? Are the Security Services bothered? Is there some equivalent of Peter Wright whispering prophesies of doom to some equivalent of Chapman Pincher?

You'd think the Opposition at this time could put its silly talking point aside and concentrate on backing the Government during this Greenland crisis.

[mattomac]

It's classic Kemi bandwagon jumping

[Bones McCoy]

Badenoch’s Tories now joining in with Trump on the Chagos Islands deal, despite Rubio having previously welcomed the deal. Pathetic.

The mango motherfucker's reverse ferreted because it suits his Greenland narrative.

Olukemi hasn't realised that Greenland's in play - yet.

[kreuzberger]

Tice was chuntering on about the Chagos Islands at last week's PMQs. Does that stink of back-channel chatter?

Yes, really.

[Boiler]

Lovely slap-down by Starmer to Olukemi at PMQs:

Badenoch is claiming sacking Jenrick was a sign of strength. But at that point she had already read his defection letter. What else was she going to do? Correct the typos and give it back?

[Boiler]

This has got to be up there with Cameron's "I think I'd be rather good at it", surely?

I joined the Tories for the partying, says Kemi Badenoch

Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch has said she initially joined the Conservatives for the "party aspect of it - socialising, drinks, hanging out with other young people".

Speaking to BBC Radio 4's Desert Island Discs, Badenoch said that after university all her friends had "gone all over the world" and she thought joining the party would be "a fun thing to do".

[davidjay]

I'm sure any social gathering would be enlivened by the presence of Kemi Badenoch

[Tubby Isaacs]

Lively in the sense of Kemi kicking off, judging by her media performances.

[Andy McDandy]

Tories partying.

When I just typed Tories, as I hit the p on my keypad, autofill's first suggestion was Partygate.

[Youngian]

I've always placed thick Chinese walls between Labour Party business and having fun. Apart from the odd pub quiz night at Christmas.