[mattomac]

Cutback on takeaway coffee.

Though not having kids will save you a lot of money. Of course they can have kids but they can’t live to their current standards.

They will still be living to a good level of living though.

[Bones McCoy]

I've watched these type of stories in the Telegraph for a year now.

I predict 2026 will be a bumper year for makers of tiny violins.

[The Weeping Angel]

Tim Stanley plumbs the depths of stupidity.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I don't like to chuck the word about, but this is what used to be called treachery.

Or a job application, as it probably also is. Stanley could do a job for some MAGA people in the States, like Douglas Carswell. Perhaps he'd do better than Mississippi. Any crank think tanks in Arkansas recruiting?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Some old zingers from Stanley here. The first one hailing Lord Frost is a particular favourite.

[Yug]

Here it comes

‘I was going to vote for Burnham. Now I’ll back Reform’

The Telegraph asks Gorton and Denton constituents who they want as their next MP. It’s not good news for Starmer

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/20 ... n-burnham/

We're so lefty we really believe Burnham would be a great MP and a great PM. We've been denied the opportunity to vote for Burnham so we're considering voting fash instead.

Please, someone, make it make sense.

[Tubby Isaacs]

There are always "eccentrics" like this. Labour losing votes to the Greens might be a more significant problem. There's also a substantial Galloway vote. Does that get less cut through, seeing that Labour's recognized Palestine?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Here it comes

‘I was going to vote for Burnham. Now I’ll back Reform’

The Telegraph asks Gorton and Denton constituents who they want as their next MP. It’s not good news for Starmer

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/20 ... n-burnham/

We're so lefty we really believe Burnham would be a great MP and a great PM. We've been denied the opportunity to vote for Burnham so we're considering voting fash instead.

Please, someone, make it make sense.

Half the population are below average intelligence...

[Rosvanian]

Here it comes

‘I was going to vote for Burnham. Now I’ll back Reform’

The Telegraph asks Gorton and Denton constituents who they want as their next MP. It’s not good news for Starmer

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/20 ... n-burnham/

We're so lefty we really believe Burnham would be a great MP and a great PM. We've been denied the opportunity to vote for Burnham so we're considering voting fash instead.

Please, someone, make it make sense.

But....this is what the Telegraph gazzilionaires want so why are they crying for Burnham?

[Andy McDandy]

"Not even the lefties like him". Labour chaos. "Say what you like about the far left, at least they stand for something". Take your pick.

[Bones McCoy]

Torygraph to Treasongraph in one front page.

Tim Stanley plumbs the depths of stupidity.