[The Weeping Angel]

[davidjay]

That's a wonderful description.

[Andy McDandy]

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It's been a busy week. His Great Mates Fargle and Trump! Chinese spy rings! The Traitors coming to an end (hey, what if the cabinet meetings were like the Traitors roundtables?)! So much to go with....

Justin Welby got flashed by a speed camera.

Yes, as the world order was torn up, and the autocrats claimed victory, Dickie decided that the burning issue of our time was 20mph speed limits. A long list of suspects get a bashing. There's Sadiq Khan, as you might expect, being pilloried for having a mandate. The Senedd - sorry, "Toytown government in Wales". The caahncil, wherever it is. Lots of criticism of the caahncil for thinking that consultation does not mean binding irrevocable vote (if we win). Cyclists and moped drivers get a bashing too - well, they're all probably lefties and minorities anyway.

And if faced with a fine (£1000 and £500 are mentioned), you can avoid it (and the points) by going on a speed awareness course. But that's no good! How dare anyone tell ME how to drive?

...where even if you’ve had a clean licence for 50 years you will be addressed as if you are a child with special needs...

Having done the speed awareness course (which when I took it was derived from the police's advanced driving course), I'll tell you that you don't get talked down to unless you refuse to take it seriously. And as for 50 years of no accidents, so what? One slip-up could cost a life.

And the logic he's using is at odds with his usual preaching on, say, migrants (where the danger of one of them being a crook justifies treating them all like shit).

How dare anyone tell me what to do? Just 3 days after Please Tough American Men with Guns, Tell Me What to Do.

[Amazonian]

Ah, another quote from the 'wonderful' Only Fools And Horses.

Finger on the fuckin' pulse, there.

[davidjay]

The first and most inviolate rule of Mailland:

No PLU motorist ever commits a real crime.

[Rosvanian]

I think we all know the problem here; the man is a despicable, lazy, dishonest, cowardly, traitorous cunt.

[Boiler]

I think we all know the problem here; the man is a despicable, lazy, dishonest, cowardly, traitorous cunt.

And well rewarded for it.

[Bones McCoy]

Then what, Richard?

Bulldoze the Cenotaph and install a Trump Tower?

[Boiler]

Yeah, because the Cenotaph glorifies losers.

[Boiler]

Thinking just a little more about the Floridian Fuckwit's article: turn it around. Would it have been just as acceptable to the traitors at the Mail if "Trump" was replaced by "Putin"?

[Tubby Isaacs]

This is literally the week Trump’s said British soldiers dodged the frontline?

[Andy McDandy]

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Interesting thing here - Kelvin 'The Cunt' MacKenzie has recently been done for speeding, and mentions 'a mate' from North London facing a ban.

Aside from the North London thing, he could perhaps be talking about Littlejohn.

[Boiler]

Caught out by the 20mph limits in places, perhaps?

One of the cast on Eastenders was caught recently but took it on the chin with good grace: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0k34yy454o

[Bones McCoy]

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Interesting thing here - Kelvin 'The Cunt' MacKenzie has recently been done for speeding, and mentions 'a mate' from North London facing a ban.

Aside from the North London thing, he could perhaps be talking about Littlejohn.

[Andy McDandy]

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Trump never meant what he said, Starmer has no influence, Trump loves us, boo to Europe, Trump loves our king, yay for the SAS, Trump loves Nigel, Labour hates the army, NI peace process is a sham, send in the SAS to bust some heads, they've got money to spend on dole scum but not on homeless veterans, Reform will fix everything, you can't sing Baa Baa Black Sheep any more, they come over here and take all the jobs....

Cunt.

[soulboy]

During my Christmas holiday in the States, I paid a visit to the impressive Navy SEAL museum in Fort Pierce, Florida.

Holiday? Chinny reckon. The museum is about fifteen miles from Vero Beach.