This seemed to outrage Kemi. She didn’t seem in the slightest bit interested in whether Brits got home safely. If you will go on holiday or work abroad, you deserve anything that comes your way. Thank God she is never going to be prime minister. She returned to her theme. Starmer had stopped funding the armed services and given all the money to scroungers on benefits. It was now Tory policy that all benefits should be suspended for at least two months so we could buy loads of missiles and bombs. Bombety bomb.
Kemi sat down with a wide grin on her face. The look of a job well done. She had no idea that she had crashed and burned. Turned in one of the worst ever – borderline disgraceful – performances at PMQs during a time of national crisis. In her own mind, she will always be the heroine of every storyline. Even polling 1% at the Gorton and Denton byelection has been rewritten as as a triumph. There can be no hope for someone with such a severe personality disorder.
- By Bones McCoy