[Tubby Isaacs]

Jim Hacker Great British Sausage.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Went to the supermarket on Friday, over here in that EU, and bought a jar of what it was calling itself 'orange marmalade'. Tastes a lot like marmalade, made of oranges. Quite citrussy.


[On a side note I once had a bad-tempered email exchange with an American author who had people eating 'strawberry marmalade' in Victorian Britain... He couldn't see anything wrong, which neatly encapsulates the American attitude to the English language and the world in general.]

[Youngian]

YOU WANNA EAT FANCY JAM YOUR SHITTING ON CHURCHILLS STATCHOO COS FULL INGLISH BREKFAST MADE BRITUN GRATE

Posh jam (slightly less sugar) is now conserve

[Tubby Isaacs]

Are the Tories going to run on getting rid of a deal that'll boost the economy by billions, for the sake of Marmalade labels and some EU fishermen in the North Sea?

Yep, they absolutely will.