[Oboogie]

Never thought I'd say this but seeing as the far right are capitalising on Nowak's death, we could do with England having a decent World Cup

Not Scotland, then ?

Did you see that a load of Scottish fans have had their ESTAs revoked at the last minute with no explanation? These were applied for and approved in December so they went ahead and bought their tickets, booked their flights and hotels and now they can't go. The White House have implied that new information has come to light about them, I reckon the Yanks have found their wedding photos in their kilts and decided they're trans, "We don't want no Scotch faggots here!".

[AOB]

Never thought I'd say this but seeing as the far right are capitalising on Nowak's death, we could do with England having a decent World Cup

Not Scotland, then ?

It wouldn't distract the knuckleheads. They need Engurland,

It's like distracting toddlers when giving them medicine, jangle some keys in the hope the noise makes them momentarily pause enough to feed them the spoon. While it's unfair on toddlers to use them in an analogy to racists, there are other similarities, such as bursting into tears when they get told off, as many, many a rioter in recent years has been reportedly done in the dock.

[Samanfur]

And it has to be the men's team. The fact that football 'came home' twice in a row with the women doesn't count.

[Andy McDandy]

Latest bit of leopard/face interaction - Pete Wotsit has reviewed the list of religions (and denominations thereof) recognised by the US military. He's reduced a list of 200+ to 31.

So what, you may ask. Well, he's classified Mormonism as not Christian. Folk in Utah are very concerned. Sadly probably not concerned enough to vote Democrat though.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

He's not wrong, mind.