[Boiler]

The Right (and Faecebook drones) do love the idea of a civil war in the UK...

[The Weeping Angel]

Barely distinct from Farage. And an echo of Powell much worse than Starmer's, for which she'll get no heat at all.

How would "civil war" work? Are Sikhs going to be joining with Muslims to attack white people? Am I on the white side? Or is it a war between white nationalists and everyone else? Which sounds less like a civil war than a faction of awful people bringing terror to the majority.

Also, who, according to Badenoch, will win this Civil War?

[Tubby Isaacs]

And what will happen to people who look like her if it happens?

[Youngian]

Kemi demands bold PR moves from her team so they've sent her to the coal face.

[Watchman]

Something else she can add to her CV

[Tubby Isaacs]

She's accusing Starmer, baselessly, of trying to rejoin the EU. Is she really going to tear up the improved deals so that she can chuck French fishing boats out? Actually, I think she's chucking out the whole of Bozo's deal too by leaving the ECHR, so she might as well.