[Malcolm Armsteen]

I'd give it a go.
New Malden is an interesting place...

[kreuzberger]

Cod be worse...

[Boiler]

But New Maldon has good fish and chips...

Best fish and chips that I've had in recent years are from a chippy adjacent to Hanger Lane station...

[mattomac]

Which is the good fish and chips Malc?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Dunno, but I'll find out and let you know. (When I have bthe m they are bought by someone else...)

[Boiler]

Dunno, but I'll find out and let you know. (When I have bthe m they are bought by someone else...)

Food always tastes better when someone else is buying...

[Bones McCoy]

Which is the good fish and chips Malc?

The one where the Fash get battered

[Samanfur]

Which is the good fish and chips Malc?

The one where the Fash get battered

This is definitely the plaice.

[zuriblue]

Which is the good fish and chips Malc?

The one where the Fash get battered

This is definitely the plaice.

Oh Cod here we go again.

[Killer Whale]

We need to roe back on the puns before they get out of hand. Fin.

[zuriblue]

We need to roe back on the puns before they get out of hand. Fin.

The alternative is that this thread starts to flounder. People that post bad puns have no sole.

[Samanfur]

I don't want to clam up! Can't we just mullet over for a bit first?

[Andy McDandy]

Yes, be shore of what you want to say, before putting it down in whiting.

Otherwise you'll just be cockling a snoek at us all.

[kreuzberger]

Cod be worse...

Glad the rest of the shoal has bitten - we'll sea...

[Killer Whale]

I feel battered by this response.

[Andy McDandy]

Don't wrack yourself over this. We're here to kelp.

[kreuzberger]

Indeed, don't mako anemone of your piers.

[Killer Whale]

I've haddock 'nuff of this.

[Samanfur]

Don't go throwing a hussy fit, Mr. Orca.

[Abernathy]

There are no more fish puns. Not even in your wildest breams.