[Yug]

When the inevitable happens and Backstabber Burnham makes it into number 10, I will extend to him the same courtesy that I extended to Corbyn - give him 6 months to prove he's up to the job.

Corbyn, of course, didn't need the full 6 months, his talents being such that he completely fucking blew it in the first few weeks. I don't believe Burnham will be anywhere near that bad.

[davidjay]

When the inevitable happens and Backstabber Burnham makes it into number 10, I will extend to him the same courtesy that I extended to Corbyn - give him 6 months to prove he's up to the job.

Corbyn, of course, didn't need the full 6 months, his talents being such that he completely fucking blew it in the first few weeks. I don't believe Burnham will be anywhere near that bad.

There's low bars and there's subterranean.

[davidjay]

I still think the "Fuck it" option was favourite.

[Boiler]

Can't shake the feeling that what we have seen is an out-and-out political coup.

Well, he couldn't win on his own merit in two previous elections, so a coup has happened to satiate his ambitions.

Yet it'll be the Left who'll say "but you do know that if we didn't get rid of Starmer we'd have got a Reform government, wouldn't we?"

[Tubby Isaacs]

The people who keep telling us the Government is basically Reform anyway.

[Oboogie]

I wonder how long it will take before the Corbynistas realise Burnham isn't one of them after all and is, therefore, Thatcher?

Edit: answering my own question I've already seen demands that he be sent to the Hague to be tried for war crimes - he voted for the Iraq War and described the Manchester synagogue attack as terrorism.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Clive Lewis showed up in an article the other day, telling us how he has a copy of Starmer's 2021 pledges up on his wall. Perhaps he has the borrowing rates now compared with then pinned up or indeed the cost to the economy of Covid and Russia's invasion of Ukraine, or the increase in sick benefits, but I doubt it. Maybe he could pin the 2024 manifesto up, that's what Starmer was elected on and was making a decent fist of delivering.

Clive ought to have had the whip suspended for mucking about offering his seat to Burnham, which (incredibly!) he didn't mean. Perhaps he'll claim Burnham is doing the 2021 Starmer pledges in government, or more likely he'll clear off to the Green Party.

[davidjay]

I wonder how long it will take before the Corbynistas realise Burnham isn't one of them after all and is, therefore, Thatcher?

Edit: answering my own question I've already seen demands that he be sent to the Hague to be tried for war crimes - he voted for the Iraq War and described the Manchester synagogue attack as terrorism.

If they get their way the Hague is going to be incredibly busy.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Burnham can go on trial when they've finished with "Lammy" and "Starmer".

[The Weeping Angel]

Meanwhile, the press are doing all they can to stop Ed Miliband from being made Chancellor with the help of Sharon Graham and Paul Smith.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Ed wasn't exactly a big tax raiser when he was Leader of the Opposition. I think he proposed raising about £8bn a year over George Osborne's 2015 level.

Sharon Graham was elected on "get out of the politicking", wasn't she? Union leaderships are an absolute joke.

[kreuzberger]

I am intrigued that the new star performer in the Burnham Circus is rumoured to be David Miliband to the FCO. Granted, he would need to take a pay cut, but I believe that he would be a huge asset. ably adopting the profile which suited Starmer so well.

It would mean yet-another-man in an already poorly balanced cabinet, but it is not as if Cooper has exactly embraced the rôle.

[Boiler]

I see Burnham is asking for ten years to fix Britain.

Given Starmer said the same thing back in 2024 and you usurped him within two years because people felt things weren't happening fast enough for their liking, why should you be treated differently?

Twat.

[Boiler]

New irony meter, please.

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