[Malcolm Armsteen]

We've scaled the depths.

It's finished.

[Oboogie]

Today I had to assure a neighbour that his son wouldn't lose his licence for attaching two England pennants to his car.

[Samanfur]

We've scaled the depths.

It's finished.

I suppose I should sling my hook, then.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

No point in making a rod for your own back.

[davidjay]

Today I had to assure a neighbour that his son wouldn't lose his licence for attaching two England pennants to his car.

Is he in prison or just under house arrest?

[Oboogie]

Today I had to assure a neighbour that his son wouldn't lose his licence for attaching two England pennants to his car.

Is he in prison or just under house arrest?

I had to bite my tongue to prevent myself explaining that a car is not a lamppost.

[Watchman]

I’ve finally had a trawl through all these fish puns, and the net result is naff all.

[Bones McCoy]

Trundled down the M/A77 to Girvan last night.
Met an old pal and enjoyed a fish supper.

Lots of Scotland flags hanging from residence windows, or on garden poles.

A roadside Cafe just before Girvan had four flags, one for each nation in Group C

[Boiler]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9v20nvezj7o

Good - but it's money that could have been better spent elsewhere, like cutting back overgrowth obscuring road direction signs in the county.