[Andy McDandy]

https://smry.ai/www.dailymail.com/colum ... yFrom=home

Stream of consciousness. Or of shit. Burnham bad, America good, Football, I was on the telly once.

Cunt.

[Youngian]

Harrykane (all one word according to the broadcasters)

Hurricane, Richard, geddit?
It wasn't the article he'd planned. Which would have run something like; England's immigrant off spring are losers just like Starmer and Burnham. Who remembers Bobby Moore and Stanley Matthews? Proper English players.

[davidjay]

The fuck was that all about?

[Andy McDandy]

I'm not entirely sure. He's been running the "Burnham has no mandate" line for a while, and I can see where he's coming from, even if it's bollocks. The rest seems to be tenuously linking vague chatter about other potential returns to the Commons with the Fantasy Football craze of a few years ago, when he could still pass himself off as a blokey 'un-PC' columnist with a sense of the absurd. Rather than the shrivelled, hateful, spiteful cunt we know him to be.

Otherwise, the usual USA-love in, why everything's better over there, and why he was in Florida last weekend. Plus some very dated pop music references.

It's funny that for someone so disparaging of the 'boys in the bubble' and politicians as a whole, and specifically of their remoteness from ordinary people and the lack of interest in (and importance of) anything they do, he doesn't half bang on about them in excruciating detail.