[Yug]

Headline versus story - Torygraph edition.

Cut benefits to boost defence spending, voters tell Starmer

Voters have urged Sir Keir Starmer to cut the benefits bill to fund a rise in defence spending.

More than a quarter of Britons said they would like to see Labour cut the welfare budget in the event that it needed to raid public services to pay for a boost to the military, a poll by Ipsos found...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/20 ... l-starmer/

Hang on. What's this?

...Asked where the Government should find the money for defence, voters were most likely to say they would oppose cuts across the board.

However, those who did select a public service to cut were most likely to choose welfare, including Universal Credit and pensions...

Here it comes

...The findings will give Sir Keir an indication of which cuts are likely to be most palatable to the public...

Actually, dear Torygraph, 73% of voters have indicated that the cuts you're bigging-up are toxic. The correct headline should be something like "Only 27% of Ipsos poll responders are cunt enough to put the boot in to vulnerable people", but we'll never see a true headline from your shiterag, will we.

[Tubby Isaacs]

And in fairness to that 27%, some of those will be thinking that the Pensions Triple Lock should be restricted.

[Yug]

Hold the front page

Prince Harry and Meghan to stay at royal residence
The King offers security guarantees as the couple return with their children ahead of the Invictus Games

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/0 ... rn-sussex/

In a shocking revelation the Torygraph announces members of the royal family will be staying at a royal residence.

Well, colour me surprised.

[Yug]

Britain’s healthcare used to be excellent. Then the NHS arrived

Centuries of charitable and local authority hospitals formed the basis of a world-leading system before it became a wasteful monopoly

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/0 ... -nhs-came/

So excellent that people who couldn't afford the bills died of things the NHS has eradicated. This is why my dad grew up under a stepmother instead of his mum.

I fucking hate rose-tinted bullshit like this.

[Rosvanian]

Another Telegraph article from another right wing weirdo for which the only response is "what the actual fuck".

In 1933 my grandmother's first born son died from pnumonia at the age of 7 in a hospital 20 miles from where he lived because there was nowhere nearer that could take him in. He was in there for 4 weeks but visiting wasn't allowed on the basis that it would 'upset the child' . This sick, terrified boy never saw his parents again from the day he was admitted. My grandmother often told me she and my grandad would stand at the hospital gate pleading to see their son. The golden days of healthcare indeed.

[Killer Whale]

As I've stated on here before, neither of my grandfathers were considered fit enough to be conscripted into the forces during WWII, one had withered limbs due to childhood polio, and the other had damaged lungs due to TB.
Is this what the Telegraph seriously wants to return to? Maybe they've figured that AI in the workplace and drone technology on the battlefield means they no longer need fit and healthy cannon fodder for industry and war.

[Boiler]

Another Telegraph article from another right wing weirdo for which the only response is "what the actual fuck".

In 1933 my grandmother's first born son died from pnumonia at the age of 7 in a hospital 20 miles from where he lived because there was nowhere nearer that could take him in. He was in there for 4 weeks but visiting wasn't allowed on the basis that it would 'upset the child' . This sick, terrified boy never saw his parents again from the day he was admitted. My grandmother often told me she and my grandad would stand at the hospital gate pleading to see their son. The golden days of healthcare indeed.

That's heartbreaking to read..

[davidjay]

Awful. And there are some who would go back to those days because they were 'better'.

[Boiler]

Regrettably there are those who think it'd be "better" because they're not paying for healthcare for fatties, cripples and other lesser forms of life in their view.