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By Samanfur
#113772
Oboogie wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2026 12:20 pm Today I find myself in complete agreement with Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch, Ed Davey, Zack Polanski and Rupert Fucking Lowe.
Fuck you Nigel Farage, you attention seeking cunt, fuck you very much!
Jonathan Pie's latest video says similar.
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By Boiler
#113775
Abernathy wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2026 4:32 pm Apparently, if Binface can be dissuaded from standing (which might be tough,since this is pure gold for his brand), and Fargle is the only nominated by-election candidate, they don’t bother holding a ballot (what would be the point ?) , and just appoint the one nominated candidate - i.e. Fargle - without further ado.

Farage is going to be left looking a right chump.
Farage will sell it as "they were frit" to his faithful.
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By Yug
#113777
On the plus side, only his (decreasing number of) faithful will believe that bollocks.
By mattomac
#113779
I am really hoping it’s Bin Face Vs Frog Face. Get Farage pretending it’s a joke and failing because frankly he’s tried the same act on politics for 20 years.
By Bones McCoy
#113780
Abernathy wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2026 4:32 pm Apparently, if Binface can be dissuaded from standing (which might be tough,since this is pure gold for his brand), and Fargle is the only nominated by-election candidate, they don’t bother holding a ballot (what would be the point ?) , and just appoint the one nominated candidate - i.e. Fargle - without further ado.

Farage is going to be left looking a right chump.
I think I'd rather see Binface run and rip the piss out of the amphibian conman.

The spectacle of Farage attending hustings with smaller crowds than Chester Le Street on a rainy Wednesday amuses me.
By Bones McCoy
#113781
I honestly think this is the time to elevate Binface to a Stig like hero.

You know the drill.
* Binface played the Sax on Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street.
* Binface is Banksy's fursona.
* Binface was a stormtrooper in (insert good Star Wars movie here).
* I already floated Binface is Harry Kane.


Ohh bollocks, I checked and his identity is already known.
Jonathan David Harvey, also known as Count Binface, is a British comedian and novelty candidate.[1] Binface is an "independent space warrior" who wears a large bin-shaped helmet. Harvey previously stood as a similar character, Lord Buckethead, but was forced to create a new character due to a dispute with Todd Durham, who owns the Buckethead character.
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