[Youngian]

Despicable prick

[davidjay]

He must think he's at the Cenotaph.

[Youngian]

So Nigel goes to the polls because he thinks embellishing the will of the people will place him above rules and the law. Now he's forming a political party 'protection' squad. Something about this Farage guy not smelling right.

[Andy McDandy]

I, for one, remember the days when those floral tributes were dismissed as low-grade virtue signalling.

I look forward to Littlejohn resurrecting his "portashrine" routine tomorrow. Unless that only applies to blacks and gypsies trying to emulate our civilised ways.

[Crabcakes]

This flower laying stuff shows Nigel really hasn’t twigged that the press - or at the least, certain bits of the previously soft touch press - are turning on him. He gifted them an opportunity to show him as a cynical opportunist, and they took it, and released it.

Obviously the favouring of the even worse Rupert “new” Lowe is abhorrent, but seeing Nigel finally getting anything other than the softest of touches - and how he falls apart even at that - is a nice change.

[RedSparrows]

He is such a shit.

First he claims he's the most persecuted, targeted politician in British politics, blithely ignoring two actually murdered MPs, let alone his own trail of disgusting incitement and bile, and conveniently ignoring his 'flood the zone with shit' excuses for big donations.

Now he's claiming (from Grauniad):

Farage visited the area around Widdecombe’s Devon home shortly after news of her death. On Saturday, the Reform UK leader told journalists her death appeared to be “premeditated murder”. He also argued the case demonstrated that for “people now in public life, especially in politics, the world is very much more dangerous than it’s ever been, whatever the outcome of the motives of the killer”.

Oh NOW it's dangerous. Is that because this has been a playing card for you, recently? And what about requests not to speculate, make this political, etc? Could it be, Mr Farage, that you're a slimy, deceitful, self-interested, exploitative cunt?

[Andy McDandy]

So he's in public life now? OK, open the books.

[Boiler]

Are the mustard-coloured trousers to disguise him wetting himself?

[davidjay]

He's a public figure when he wants protection and has a right to privacy when it suits. He's a politician when he wants special treatment and not a politician when he's pretending to be the little guy. You might almost say he's a two-faced, hypocritical, lying cunt.

[Oboogie]

Are the mustard-coloured trousers to disguise him wetting himself?

One Christmas my niece, who was then a student nurse, told us all about what the colour of urine indicates about a patient's health* - I think mustard coloured was liver disease which, in Farage's case, sounds very plausible**.

*Context: I had inquired how her course was going and urine happened to be what she was currently learning about - she didn't randomly start talking about piss.

** 1. I have no medical training whatsoever.
2. It was years ago and I may have misremembered. If you are concerned about the colour of your piss see a doctor - do not get in a state over a comment by some unqualified bloke on social media.

[Abernathy]

Healthy pish should be about as clear and colourless as water. Mine usually is, but if I've had a (now very rare) night on the usquebaugh, the next morning's pish can be the colour of Jack Daniel's.

[Crabcakes]

Are the mustard-coloured trousers to disguise him wetting himself?

They’re white trousers covered in nicotine stains

[Boiler]

I see Spiked has had a contribution from Simon Evans re: Binface.

For those of you who don't listen to The News Quiz, Simon Evans is apparently a right wing stand-up comedian and occasional participant who manages to make Geoff Norcott seem funny.

[Oboogie]

They’re white trousers covered in nicotine stains

And piss.

[Killer Whale]

For those of you who don't listen to The News Quiz, Simon Evans is apparently a right wing stand-up comedian and occasional participant who manages to make Geoff Norcott seem funny.

Is he the posh one who does regular GBNews appearances? Man's a cunt.

[Samanfur]

I saw him live at our local theatre before he came out as a raving right-winger, and got the GB News gig (I knew he came across as small-c conservative, but wasn't sure how much of it was a persona). He was actually good for a giggle.

He's both ruined his routines and - as with Norcott - scuppered any other mainstream career since he took the GB News gig and took the mask off. Right wing punch-down 'humour' just isn't funny.