[Andy McDandy]

I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.

Noah Cross, Chinatown.

[Oboogie]

He is probably the most punchable Tory now Jenrick left... though Hunt is still an MP.

Damn you, now I am weighing up the merits of Nick Timothy, Mark Francois, Iain Duncan-Smith...

So many faces, so few fists...