[Andy McDandy]

https://smry.ai/www.dailymail.com/colum ... yFrom=home

Stream of consciousness. Or of shit. Burnham bad, America good, Football, I was on the telly once.

Cunt.

[Youngian]

Harrykane (all one word according to the broadcasters)

Hurricane, Richard, geddit?
It wasn't the article he'd planned. Which would have run something like; England's immigrant off spring are losers just like Starmer and Burnham. Who remembers Bobby Moore and Stanley Matthews? Proper English players.

[davidjay]

The fuck was that all about?

[Andy McDandy]

I'm not entirely sure. He's been running the "Burnham has no mandate" line for a while, and I can see where he's coming from, even if it's bollocks. The rest seems to be tenuously linking vague chatter about other potential returns to the Commons with the Fantasy Football craze of a few years ago, when he could still pass himself off as a blokey 'un-PC' columnist with a sense of the absurd. Rather than the shrivelled, hateful, spiteful cunt we know him to be.

Otherwise, the usual USA-love in, why everything's better over there, and why he was in Florida last weekend. Plus some very dated pop music references.

It's funny that for someone so disparaging of the 'boys in the bubble' and politicians as a whole, and specifically of their remoteness from ordinary people and the lack of interest in (and importance of) anything they do, he doesn't half bang on about them in excruciating detail.

[Andy McDandy]

https://smry.ai/www.dailymail.com/colum ... yFrom=home

If Burnham wants to be PM, he should stand against Fargle in Clacton.

Not making this shit up, that's Littlejohn's amazing bit of Gordian knot cutting. Along with a lot of reminiscence about the 60s serving as padding.

Also, apparently Fargle got FOAR MILYUN VOATS at the last election, because every vote for his party was one for him personally. This does not apply to anyone else.

Also, no Binface mentions. I'm seriously picturing him (and Dacre) as the New Frontiersman editor and the lazy intern at the end of Watchmen. "We have nothing to write about, and we won't stoop to indulging joke characters". I mean, shouldn't Binface be right up Dickie's alley? Comedy candidate poking fun at the self-important boys in the bubble? Does he file it under coodermaykitup or glorious British eccentricity and sense of humour?

Ah well, still a cunt.

[Bones McCoy]

One benefit of Binface's operating being outed: white, middle-class, oxbridge, liberal.

The gutter press can't imply that he's black, muslim or any of their other bogeys.

[Andy McDandy]

https://smry.ai/www.dailymail.com/colum ... yFrom=home

He's back, having had some private healthcare. Why can't everyone do this, it'd save the NHS billions. Well, as he often says, he doesn't do details. I suspect the answer is somewhere in there.

Plus some bits about animals, in particular shooting them. And a lot of "here to serve you, dear readers". Still a cunt then.

[Youngian]

Meddling Brussels bureaucrats not meddling enough. Good luck with his knee operations but what if the treatment was fast tracked by the NHS without exploring painful unforseen consequences that later arise? Stern words from Littlejohn about the bungling NHS for starters.

The NHS has yet to approve it, even though it is available in Canada and across Europe, where 15,000 patients have already had the treatment.

How many times do we have to tell you, Richard? You're the fucking journalist, its your job to find out.

What is ‘our’ NHS waiting for? Health chiefs are always keen to embrace expensive new medical procedures, even while neglecting the basics.

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[Watchman]

And how much is the Mail getting paid to "advertise" this wonder drug?

[davidjay]

If he did, by some remote possibility, use the NHS, does that make him a medical tourist?

[Boiler]

How much "private" medicine is undertaken by NHS surgeons anyway?

[Rosvanian]

The NHS doesn't approve the use of medicines for use in the NHS, that's the responsibility of NICE (the National Insitute for Health and Care Excellence),

[Youngian]

And how much is the Mail getting paid to "advertise" this wonder drug?

For some inexplicable reason, the article switches to the third person.

After six years of treating a debilitating knee condition with excercise and steroid injections, Richard Littlejohn decided to try a new treatment called Arthrosamid

[Andy McDandy]

Thats because the paywall dodger I use transcribes captions under the photos.

[Andy McDandy]

https://smry.ai/www.dailymail.com/debat ... yFrom=home

Hoo boy.

Toilets. Foreigners. Foreigners shitting in ungodly ways. Labour encouraging foreigners shitting in ungodly ways. Probably other stuff in toilets too. And by other stuff I mean gay men doing gay stuff involving their bottoms. Foreign gay men, because they kill the guys over there so that's why they're all over here shitting in our toilets in ungodly ways before sticking their willies in each other up the bum. And it's not just Labour, but ghe Greens and Libs as well, and they are allowing blokes in dresses to have a foreign ungodly shit in an unnatural hole before fucking each other in a fucking disgrace of a fucking toilet where once Englishmen could be proud.

Meanwhile, that James O'Brien is a shit. And prisoners are being allowed to keep pet hamsters. Which brings us back to gay men's bottoms...

Fucking cunt.

[Boiler]

Is this about the planned squatting toilets in Cambridge? Can't be arsed to read it.

[Youngian]

The Cambs Lee Anderson is also putting his foot down on shit in Cambridge. Its indescribable what a fucking bozo this Ryan Coogan twat is.

[Boiler]

You just know the objection to this is because if a Reform voter tried to use it, they'd either end up with shit in their socks or fall backwards into it

[soulboy]

I'd say that having somewhere to go to the toilet is about as far as it gets from a vanity project.

What none of the press stories seem to mention is that these loos have three urinals. six good old fashioned sit down bogs and three of the suspicious Forrin type. Nobody will be forcing Littlejohn to expel his scotch egg squits in a squat loo, and overseas visitors* will be spared the horror of following him after he has ruined the place.



* Other overseas visitors, as opposed to the Lord Haw Haw of Vero Beach

[Andy McDandy]

THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!

The point is that inferior foreign gay shit will be dropped out of some explicitly homosexual arse that by all rights should be in Wogland but instead is happily mixing with good honest British turds dropped out of stalwart rectae what never capitulated to a Kraut. And if you don't think that's an issue, then fine. Just go and piss in the Diana fountain before throwing yourself off Beachy Head.