[Yug]

And when the NCA uncover the inevitable and get MI5 involved he really will be fucked.

I've got a lorry-load of popcorn on order.

[Boiler]

Trouble is, given the speed at which NCA investigations progress, he'll probably have moved to the US.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I'm not sure the Parliamentary standards investigation does go away, does it?

[Yug]

Trouble is, given the speed at which NCA investigations progress, he'll probably have moved to the US.

From where he can be extradited if necessary. Trump and co won't be there to protect him forever. And even if extradition fails he'll never set foot in this country again, which is something of a win.

[Boiler]

It seems that should he lose, the investigation can resume if it is decided to be "... appropriate and proportionate to resume" (per The Guardian at https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... -reform-uk)

That surprised me, to be honest; I thought it'd just be dropped. Clearly, I was wrong.

[Abernathy]

I'm not sure the Parliamentary standards investigation does go away, does it?

No. It should resume as soon as Frogface is elected back to parliament.
If you mean is the Standards committee investigation negated by NCA involvement, I'm not quite sure. Can't see why it would be, though clearly it would need to get in line behind the NCA.

[Boiler]

I don't know when they expect to deliver the result of the Clacton by-election, but what do we think the FFC's victory speech will be like? Will it, for example, equal Stewart Jackson's infamous speech?

[Spoonman]

I don't know when they expect to deliver the result of the Clacton by-election, but what do we think the FFC's victory speech will be like? Will it, for example, equal Stewart Jackson's infamous speech?

Probably one-up Fr. Ted Crilly's Golden Cleric Award speech.

[davidjay]

I don't know when they expect to deliver the result of the Clacton by-election, but what do we think the FFC's victory speech will be like? Will it, for example, equal Stewart Jackson's infamous speech?

It'll be later than usual because the ballot papers are so big they had to alter the tables at the count.

[mattomac]

Apparently he’s not going to turn up because the police advised against it

[AOB]

"I am damned if I am going to stand on a stage, having won a resounding victory.... and be demeaned and humiliated by nobodies," he says.

".....it is a convincing, overwhelming win"

In other news...."Dad claims overwhelming, convincing win in game of football against three year old son in back garden. "

[davidjay]

He says the police advised him not to attend. The police said that's not true. 30p Lee says he doesn't believe the police. Draw your own conclusions.

[Andy McDandy]

So, he comes out looking an absolute twat, essentially tells his constituents that they've done their job and now can fuck off again, and on Monday the inquiry resumes.

Meanwhile, almost 10,000 for the count, 125 for weird little fascist boy, and 300ish for Fox.

Can live with this.

[Yug]

Further to posts above


STUPID MAN PUTS FAITH IN LYING LIAR

Lee Anderson said he had not spoken to Nigel Farage about the claim he had been advised not to attend the Clacton byelection count.

Asked about the claim that Essex police had advised him not to attend, which the Press Association understands is not the case, the Reform UK MP said “sometimes some of these police forces that we’ve been dealing with recently are about as honest as you lot at the BBC”.

He told BBC Breakfast:

I’ve not spoken to Nigel about this. I’ve not spoken to Essex police.

If Nigel gets up on stage and says that he’s been advised not to attend the event, then I believe Nigel above the police, and especially above you lot at the BBC.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/li ... ws-updates

[Boiler]

Dear me, it's exactly like listening to Trump but with English regional accents. Not an original sentence from any of them - ever.

[soulboy]

Mr Fake Doorstep accuses the BBC of dishonesty.

[Boiler]

Now that pantomime is over... let the investigation recommence.

[zuriblue]

So, he comes out looking an absolute twat, essentially tells his constituents that they've done their job and now can fuck off again, and on Monday the inquiry resumes.

Meanwhile, almost 10,000 for the count, 125 for weird little fascist boy, and 300ish for Fox.

Can live with this.

I thought the cunt got 22,239.

[Samanfur]

Sky News have talked to Essex police, who say that Farage is talking bollocks.

Tice now saying that the threat was uncovered by Farage's personal security team, and not shared with the police because he doesn't trust them.

Blah blah establishment. And anyway, the people he's talking about go to a different school.

[Boiler]

I just tried going to the Mail's website and got this:

Access Denied
You don't have permission to access "http://www.dailymail.com/" on this server.
Reference #18.4a691702.1786696490.5f87c0e0

https://errors.edgesuite.net/18.4a69170 ... 0.5f87c0e0

I mean, what a tragedy.