- Fri Aug 14, 2026 10:20 pm
#115727
As ever, you’d think that avoiding setting light to anything, whether firework or single use barbecue, in the currently prevalent bone-dry , highly combustible conditions everywhere, just didn’t need to be said. Nobody with even half a brain cell would ever consider doing so.
And yet, and yet. We’ve had deeply alarming mobile phone text warnings sent out tonight accompanied by an apocalyptic klaxon sound that made me think of the six minute warning before we get atomised telling us just that. Nearly gave me a fucking heart attack.
I can’t help but conclude that this is a key indicator of the sort of fuckwit, no nothing society that humanity today has become.
"The opportunity to serve our country: that is all we ask.” John Smith, May 11, 1994.