[Andy McDandy]

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Hippies, dredging, Botham, class war, eco-zealots, bins, potholes, the caahncil, wildfires, common sense, floods, just sort it aaaht.

Thick cunt.

[soulboy]

Never mind the barbecue ban and start mowing Britain's dangerously overgrown verges and parks

Can you mow dust? It is almost as if he lives elsewhere.

Botham, cricketing legend turned passionate countryside campaigner

Not sure where he is doing this campaigning but it certainly isn't in the House of Lords. Perhaps sportsmen should stay in their lane, or does that only apply to Lewis Hamilton and Marcus Rashford?

[davidjay]

So the reason there's fires is because there aren't fires?

[Andy McDandy]

It's the wimps and wimmin doing our heads in and telling us what to do all the time, and if only some blokes were in charge we'd not have any nonsense. Right, off to the pub.

Well, that's basically it.

[davidjay]

And he's got an SUV. A proper one. Not like those Range Rovers dopey birds drop their kids off at school in, a big, blokey diesel SUV.