[kreuzberger]

Immigrant woman with a touch of the tarbrush and similarly sub-human brood about to settle in the Home Counties and breeze said brood in to schools.

Cue the bloodbath of poisoned ink in 5-4-3-2 ...

[Youngian]

Put your head down for a few years with a busy dairy of worthy but often unglamorous engagements. That was Auntie Anne and Uncle Eddy's strategy when their popularity stock plummeted. I'd almost forgotten Edward and Sophie existed but have emerged as beloved senior royals. For no indentifiable reason other than being alive and healthy. Meghan knows what's she letting herself in for this time but keeping the tabloid and far right scum at bay will still be a tough call for her.