[kreuzberger]

Immigrant woman with a touch of the tarbrush and similarly sub-human brood about to settle in the Home Counties and breeze said brood in to schools.

Cue the bloodbath of poisoned ink in 5-4-3-2 ...

[Youngian]

Put your head down for a few years with a busy dairy of worthy but often unglamorous engagements. That was Auntie Anne and Uncle Eddy's strategy when their popularity stock plummeted. I'd almost forgotten Edward and Sophie existed but have emerged as beloved senior royals. For no indentifiable reason other than being alive and healthy. Meghan knows what's she letting herself in for this time but keeping the tabloid and far right scum at bay will still be a tough call for her.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Put your head down for a few years with a busy dairy

Do you mean a variety pack of yogurts?

[Bones McCoy]

It'll take the heat off creepy uncle Andy.

Meanwhile we'll know who to blame for:
* Drought.
* Wldfires.
* Flooding.
* Hosepipe bans.
* Boats (Used to be one of Dury's reasons to be cheerful).
* England losing to Argentina.
* Rain Stopped play at the test.
* Horse casualties in the grand national.
* Two tier policing.
* Traffic lights changing too slow.
* Cycle lanes.
* London children's improved respiratory health.

[Oboogie]

I wonder, maybe it won't be as bad this time? I think interest in the Royals has diminished over the last decade or so, the Queen's dead, Kate and Megan are older and less fruity for the upskirting paps.
We'll see.

[Samanfur]

The people who blew the Jason Arday case out of all proportion will be happy to have their favourite target back. Silly season isn't over yet.

[Bones McCoy]

The people who blew the Jason Arday case out of all proportion will be happy to have their favourite target back. Silly season isn't over yet.

Without Leveson, press be like:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

Alternatively: Silly season is a 12 month gig if you're a Royal correspondent.

[davidjay]

I wonder, maybe it won't be as bad this time? I think interest in the Royals has diminished over the last decade or so, the Queen's dead, Kate and Megan are older and less fruity for the upskirting paps.
We'll see.

It will be. She's clickbait on steroids.