[kreuzberger]

Immigrant woman with a touch of the tarbrush and similarly sub-human brood about to settle in the Home Counties and breeze said brood in to schools.

Cue the bloodbath of poisoned ink in 5-4-3-2 ...

[Youngian]

Put your head down for a few years with a busy dairy of worthy but often unglamorous engagements. That was Auntie Anne and Uncle Eddy's strategy when their popularity stock plummeted. I'd almost forgotten Edward and Sophie existed but have emerged as beloved senior royals. For no indentifiable reason other than being alive and healthy. Meghan knows what's she letting herself in for this time but keeping the tabloid and far right scum at bay will still be a tough call for her.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Put your head down for a few years with a busy dairy

Do you mean a variety pack of yogurts?

[Bones McCoy]

It'll take the heat off creepy uncle Andy.

Meanwhile we'll know who to blame for:
* Drought.
* Wldfires.
* Flooding.
* Hosepipe bans.
* Boats (Used to be one of Dury's reasons to be cheerful).
* England losing to Argentina.
* Rain Stopped play at the test.
* Horse casualties in the grand national.
* Two tier policing.
* Traffic lights changing too slow.
* Cycle lanes.
* London children's improved respiratory health.

[Oboogie]

I wonder, maybe it won't be as bad this time? I think interest in the Royals has diminished over the last decade or so, the Queen's dead, Kate and Megan are older and less fruity for the upskirting paps.
We'll see.

[Samanfur]

The people who blew the Jason Arday case out of all proportion will be happy to have their favourite target back. Silly season isn't over yet.

[Bones McCoy]

The people who blew the Jason Arday case out of all proportion will be happy to have their favourite target back. Silly season isn't over yet.

Without Leveson, press be like:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

Alternatively: Silly season is a 12 month gig if you're a Royal correspondent.

[davidjay]

I wonder, maybe it won't be as bad this time? I think interest in the Royals has diminished over the last decade or so, the Queen's dead, Kate and Megan are older and less fruity for the upskirting paps.
We'll see.

It will be. She's clickbait on steroids.

[Boiler]

Without Leveson, press be like:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

Alternatively: Silly season is a 12 month gig if you're a Royal correspondent.

I used to get my Usenet feed from eternal-september.org...

[satnav]

I do love how Harry and Meghan blindsided the so called royal experts with this move. The experts are now playing catch up making up all kinds of shit. Dan Wootton is particularly upset claim and Harry and Meghan aren't wanted here. I think he will probably find that they are more wanted than he is. May be he should consider return to New Zealand ASAP if he is so upset.

[Bones McCoy]

I do love how Harry and Meghan blindsided the so called royal experts with this move. The experts are now playing catch up making up all kinds of shit. Dan Wootton is particularly upset claim and Harry and Meghan aren't wanted here. I think he will probably find that they are more wanted than he is. May be he should consider return to New Zealand ASAP if he is so upset.

Serious question: What's Dan Wooton's audience.

Can't be strong man "patriots" - who'd never entertain his levels of camp.

Is it old grannies who used to enjoy Are you being Served - there are far more entertaining camp performers about.

Or does he enjoy zero audience, but a generous stream of crypto donations?

[kreuzberger]

News breaks are leading with a rumour that Missus Sussex has been offered an acting gig.

I would give my right hand for it to be on Corrie as the new Bett Lynch.

[Youngian]

There’s always demand for an interfering US diplomat or CIA operative in British dramas.

[soulboy]

News breaks are leading with a rumour that Missus Sussex has been offered an acting gig.

I would give my right hand for it to be on Corrie as the new Bett Lynch.

How about a black, female, forrin Doctor Who? Imagine the meltdowns.

[Oboogie]

I may be putting two and two together and making five here but I keep thinking about the previous most recent news coverage I've heard about Harry. He's just lost his privacy and phone hacking case against the Mail and now, along with six others, owes £35 million in legal fees.
Could moving to the UK be a cost cutting exercise?

[The Weeping Angel]

Also, their attempt to make it in Hollywood hasn't worked.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I don't give a flying fuck.