[Boiler]

Listening to the 6pm news on Radio 4, it seems this was organised by Tiny Tommeh's mate, Danny Tommo.

[Bones McCoy]

Meanwhile

[Boiler]

Ah, the bespectacled cunt with a crutch. I hope she brings charges against the maggot.

[satnav]

I wonder what the bloke with crutch thinks about the party's policies on slashing disability benefits?

[Samanfur]

Farage is already making jokes about crowdfunding for a new crutch for the nasty old git.