[Boiler]

Listening to the 6pm news on Radio 4, it seems this was organised by Tiny Tommeh's mate, Danny Tommo.

[Bones McCoy]

Meanwhile

[Boiler]

Ah, the bespectacled cunt with a crutch. I hope she brings charges against the maggot.

[satnav]

I wonder what the bloke with crutch thinks about the party's policies on slashing disability benefits?

[Samanfur]

Farage is already making jokes about crowdfunding for a new crutch for the nasty old git.

[Youngian]

A sturdy crutch can give a nasty clump, I keep one by my bedside as a weapon of choice in case of an intruder.

[satnav]

Rupert Lowe showed his true colours today, while other political leaders condemned this mornings protest in Dover, Lowe come up with some weasel words about how he understood their anger and frustration. He even described them as descent people which is a bit of stretch given that they were all wearing masks. The last time the police arrested a number of people at a right wing demo they discovered that over 60% of the men arrested had previous convictions for domestic violence. Lowe is clearly happy to attract supporters of Tommy Robinson and his underlings.

[Boiler]

A sturdy crutch can give a nasty clump, I keep one by my bedside as a weapon of choice in case of an intruder.

I have Mrs. B's walking sticks. They are very, very sturdy: made from Brussel sprout stalks, I was told.

[Andy McDandy]

Descent people?

Like Morlocks?

[satnav]

Rupert Lowe is constantly bleating on about banning the burka but seems to have no problem with descent right wing thugs wearing balaclavas and other face coverings.

[Oboogie]

Descent people?

Like Morlocks?

Or parachutists?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Bobsleighers?

[Youngian]

A sturdy crutch can give a nasty clump, I keep one by my bedside as a weapon of choice in case of an intruder.

I have Mrs. B's walking sticks. They are very, very sturdy: made from Brussel sprout stalks, I was told.

A jury would be more sympathetic to these weapons of defence than Tony Martin's illegal shotgun.