Richard Littlejohn is still alive

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116084

By Watchman - Fri Aug 21, 2026 6:48 pm

- Fri Aug 21, 2026 6:48 pm #116084

I believe a few years back HM Armed Forces had to issue “if a woman says no….its rape” advice

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down
Tired of myself, tired of this town

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116086

By Andy McDandy - Fri Aug 21, 2026 7:07 pm

- Fri Aug 21, 2026 7:07 pm #116086

Judging by his thoughts on the legacy of the Troubles, historic crimes in general, and the concept of rules of engagement, I'd say his attitude towards Our Boys is that they can do whatever they want.

Except live near him.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116097

By davidjay - Sat Aug 22, 2026 12:48 am

- Sat Aug 22, 2026 12:48 am #116097

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Fri Aug 21, 2026 7:07 pm Judging by his thoughts on the legacy of the Troubles, historic crimes in general, and the concept of rules of engagement, I'd say his attitude towards Our Boys is that they can do whatever they want.

Except live near him.

I don't think Our Boys have lived near Dickie's gaff since 1812.

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Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116242

By Andy McDandy - Tue Aug 25, 2026 5:06 am

- Tue Aug 25, 2026 5:06 am #116242

https://smry.ai/www.dailymail.com/colum ... yFrom=home

"OK, next question. Through the Keyhole, you know, the old David Frost version..."

"Hasn't it been repeatedly relaunched over the years?"

"For the purposes of this test, we have to play the nostalgia card. So, from there to Send the Buggers Back, please."

"Alright. Keyhole...property, mansion tax..."

"That's a bit direct."

"Sorry. Right, Programme, bit of a recap. Love nest, luxury apartment. Rich and famous. Not like us...got it. Our homes increasing in value exponentially, not our fault, scrimp and save, now being taxed more, Labour caahncil, caahncil houses, Thatcher was right, more and more bloody taxes, waste of money, big tellys, WFHers, fucking Hobnobs, list of people I don't like (and pretend not to know anything about), asylum seekers, send the buggers back!"

"Well done, you cunt."

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116285

By davidjay - Tue Aug 25, 2026 8:49 pm

- Tue Aug 25, 2026 8:49 pm #116285

Anyone who paid £4k, or even £95k, for a house now worth just short of two million should pay a couple of grand and think themselves lucky.

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Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116406

By Andy McDandy - Fri Aug 28, 2026 6:49 am

- Fri Aug 28, 2026 6:49 am #116406

https://smry.ai/www.dailymail.com/debat ... yFrom=home

Climate change, net zero, petty snobbery, pointless nostalgia, look over there, be glad you're not in Nepal, NHS, more pointless nostalgia, students think they're too good for us, elections need fixing, not like that though, asylum seekers have it too easy, I'm a massive cunt.

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116413

By Boiler - Fri Aug 28, 2026 8:41 am

- Fri Aug 28, 2026 8:41 am #116413

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Fri Aug 28, 2026 6:49 am https://smry.ai/www.dailymail.com/debat ... yFrom=home

Climate change, net zero, petty snobbery, pointless nostalgia, look over there, be glad you're not in Nepal, NHS, more pointless nostalgia, students think they're too good for us, elections need fixing, not like that though, asylum seekers have it too easy, I'm a massively well-remunerated cunt.

FTFY.

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Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116539

By Andy McDandy - Tue Sep 01, 2026 7:35 am

- Tue Sep 01, 2026 7:35 am #116539

https://smry.ai/www.dailymail.com/debat ... yFrom=home

Shameless thieves, tattoos, not even dressed properly, no bobbies on the beat, all the police stations closed down, more likely to be arrested for a tweet, what do we pay bloody taxes for, Trump is nice, Canada smells, I don't live in America, I just know a lot of people who do, I've been writing the same shit for longer than I can remember, I'm a cunt.

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As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116540

By Boiler - Tue Sep 01, 2026 7:38 am

- Tue Sep 01, 2026 7:38 am #116540

How come he hasn't been replaced by ChatSHIT - sorry, ChatGPT?

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116545

By Yug - Tue Sep 01, 2026 9:39 am

- Tue Sep 01, 2026 9:39 am #116545

Boiler wrote: ↑Tue Sep 01, 2026 7:38 am How come he hasn't been replaced by ChatSHIT - sorry, ChatGPT?

He probably has, just nobody's noticed.

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Nembutol numbs it all but I prefer alcohol

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116613

By Rosvanian - Wed Sep 02, 2026 9:10 am

- Wed Sep 02, 2026 9:10 am #116613

I asked CoPilot to write a 400 word piece in the style of Littlejohn which it did in about 10 seconds. When I asked it to make it more politically partisan and right wing, I was surprised that it wouldn't do it.

Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116617

By davidjay - Wed Sep 02, 2026 10:25 am

- Wed Sep 02, 2026 10:25 am #116617

Rosvanian wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2026 9:10 am I asked CoPilot to write a 400 word piece in the style of Littlejohn which it did in about 10 seconds. When I asked it to make it more politically partisan and right wing, I was surprised that it wouldn't do it.

Wouldn't, or couldn't?

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116623

By Rosvanian - Wed Sep 02, 2026 11:42 am

- Wed Sep 02, 2026 11:42 am #116623

Sorry, I can’t help write or amplify partisan political persuasion or propaganda targeting a political ideology or group.

Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#116627

By Boiler - Wed Sep 02, 2026 12:38 pm

- Wed Sep 02, 2026 12:38 pm #116627

I bet Grok wouldn't have a problem...

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#117216

By Andy McDandy - Fri Sep 11, 2026 7:22 am

- Fri Sep 11, 2026 7:22 am #117216

https://smry.ai/www.dailymail.com/colum ... yFrom=home

Are Boys, dole scum, pretend disabilities, fucking wide-screen TV sets, and yet another Dad's Army pastiche.

One, two, three...CUNT!

As the actress said to the bishop, rabbi, imam and priest
"My eyes have seen the glory, I'm a born again Atheist!"

Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive#117224

By RedSparrows - Fri Sep 11, 2026 10:42 am

- Fri Sep 11, 2026 10:42 am #117224

Rosvanian wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2026 11:42 am Sorry, I can’t help write or amplify partisan political persuasion or propaganda targeting a political ideology or group.

Fascinating that it has this 'safeguard'. A superb illustration of the insidiousness of the tool.

Sure, this is a good thing.

But like with so much, the LLM's nature, purpose, genealogy and effect are thus rendered 'neutral' - they're not political!