[davidjay]

It's about time there was a proper investigation into their finances.

That would lead, I reckon, to a short trail to Number 10, via 55 Tufton Street, Vote Leave, and every other carcinogen in today's politics. Like the Zinovief Letter, give it thirty years and something might come to light. Most of us won't be around and, I suspect, would be grateful for that small mercy.

The unapologetic, unaccountable Guido blog will be in there as well. How someone like Paul Staines has become so influential is another mystery.

[Spoonman]

After a mysterious few weeks where GBeebies failed to have their viewing figures reported by BARB, they've finally came out (ooh err!) for the period of 28th February to 6th March.

1 FARAGE (TUE 19:00) - 90,600
2 FARAGE (THU 18:59) - 85,000
3 FARAGE (MON 19:00) - 70,600
4 TONIGHT LIVE WITH DAN WOOTTON (TUE 21:00) - 66,200
5 FARAGE (WED 19:00) - 65,400
6 HEADLINERS (TUE 23:00) - 61,400
7 MARK STEYN (WED 20:00) - 59,600
8 THE BRIEFING: AM WITH TOM HARWOOD (WED 09:30) - 59,200
9 TONIGHT LIVE WITH DAN WOOTTON (MON 21:00) - 55,300
10 BREAKFAST WITH STEPHEN AND ANNE (SAT 06:00) - 54,100
11 MARK STEYN (MON 20:00) - 51,500
12 TONIGHT LIVE WITH DAN WOOTTON (WED 20:58) - 50,400
13 THE BRIEFING: AM WITH TOM HARWOOD (THU 09:30) - 45,500
14 DEWBS & CO (MON 18:00) - 44,100
15 NANA AKUA (SUN 15:59) - 43,100

Some notes...

* In comparison, the BBC News channel's 1st - 15th rated shows that week had an audience ranging from 655,700 in 1st to 427,240 in 15th.

* For the same comparison with Sky News, the highest rated show was 410,525 with the 15th rated show pulling in 324,548 viewers (don't ask me how they got this exact number, as I don't know myself!)

* The most recent "celeb" to join the GBeebies lineup in Eamonn Holmes has in recent weeks been telling all and sundry how he is bigging' up the ratings for the channel with his weekday breakfast show - but none of his shows that week made the channel's top 15! Even the Saturday breakfast show made a mark!

* The most popular programme on BBC Parliament that week was Wednesday's live PMQ's with 110,700 viewers, beating all GBeebies output - and PMQ's was being broadcast live by BBC Two, BBC News, Sky News & GBeebies as well!

* And just in case you think that it's only "serious" news that GBeebies can't beat in the ratings, four of the weekday morning editions of CBBC's Newsround also beat even F*rage's best rated Tuesday evening spewfest, the Tuesday morning edition of Newsround gaining an insightful 178,616 viewers.

To sum up; as good as nobody is taking (K)GB News seriously anymore and while funding for the channel is known to be secure for at least another year and a bit, it is currently functioning at present as little more than a wingnut welfare vehicle.

[RedSparrows]

Once again it's almost, almost as if this shite is far, far, far less popular than they pretend and the Beeb and the rest of the 'MSM' are actually... shock horror, valued more.

Constant out-sized influenced of dull men bleating about being repressed. Jog the fuck on mate, you're over-exposed, constantly.

[Boiler]

And yet here we all are, talking about it and lending it that importance.

[Watchman]

More like a rational analysis of the facts and grown up debate, so yes we are talking about it, but I do not see that as enhancing its importance

[Youngian]

Has GB News stuck to its alleged USP to bring you news from real people in Doncaster and Worcester? Can’t be arsed to check.

[mattomac]

Isn’t Darren craftywanker Grimes from “oopnorth”

It doesn’t matter how long you’ve spent down here just how shit your opinion is.

[MisterMuncher]

Lying liars and the lies they tell, part God only knows...

For anyone who's every been in it after dark, the idea of Lavery's as the cornerstone of the woke revolution is mildly hilarious

[Tubby Isaacs]

Inaya shows up BTL to try and make out the issue was that the women's toilets were hard to find.

[MisterMuncher]

There's three ways into the Woodworkers (via Lav's front and back bars, and the dedicated entrance) and two require you to actually walk past the ladies.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I think she's deleted the tweet.

[mattomac]

Not before so many of them jumped on it, I’m all for actual grievances being raised but this alongside the Barbican rubbish is just baiting.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Yeah, they know exactly what they're doing.

[Tubby Isaacs]

[davidjay]

From the woman later responsible for this little gem:

[Boiler]

And the cuntfest that is the majority of replies to that is why we have the highest death toll in Europe.

The nasty little creature asks if people will make up her lost pay if she goes sick? Well, that's why you take out sickness cover if you're self-employed.

[satnav]

More comedy gold from GB News
GB News guest slams Sunak's 'woke' mini budget 'Goes against everything Tories stand for!'

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-ra ... -insurance

So a news channel that loses millions every month and only survives thanks to large handouts from foreign investors strongly believes in fiscal prudence.

[Andy McDandy]

Oh god, Black's Without Soul.

[mattomac]

As someone who had a friend beat to an inch of his life in an unprovoked homophobic attack that’s what is brave about it.

The irony is she fucking doesn’t understand one bit.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

That.
I lost a friend and colleague who was simply out for a walk with his partner. There are still a lot of homophobic cunts out there, and they seem to be getting braver. If that's the word I mean...