[Malcolm Armsteen]

Y'know, the Welsh secretary who couldn't blag singing the Welsh anthem...

He is putting out regular bizarre Tweets - bizarre for many reasons.

His brainfart today:

[Youngian]

25 years ago, Major was quoted as describing Redwood as “a fucking lunatic.” John R has since shown little self reflection to raise his game.

[MisterMuncher]

He is, even allowing for him being an old Tory wanker, quite astonishingly stupid.

[Tubby Isaacs]

25 years ago, Major was quoted as describing Redwood as “a fucking lunatic.” John R has since shown little self reflection to raise his game.

Redwood’s supporters in the leadership election didn’t exactly dispel the impression he was mad.

[The Weeping Angel]

25 years ago, Major was quoted as describing Redwood as “a fucking lunatic.” John R has since shown little self reflection to raise his game.

Redwood’s supporters in the leadership election didn’t exactly dispel the impression he was mad.

Who were they again?

[Tubby Isaacs]

There’s a famous photo of them, probably easy to find. Tony Marlow and Teresa Gorman were among them, looking radiant.

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Tubby Isaacs]

Hard to look more like a particularly mad bunch of golf club club bores.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I'd forgotten Teresa Gorman...

[Tubby Isaacs]

How could you forget her there?!

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Double dipping...

[Tubby Isaacs]

Who are the others? Think that’s David Evans, Edward Leigh and is it Christopher Gill?

Edward Leigh is incredibly still going.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Who is that bloke behind Gorman?

What was Lamont doing there? Upset with Major, sure, but didn’t he think “oh fuck”?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Ah that bloke is John Townend.

What about the others? Anyone?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Who is the poor man’s Clive Anderson guy at the front?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

That Lamont was an ugly fucker, wasn't he?

[The Weeping Angel]

Considering how unpopular Major was in 1995 it's amazing that the Tories couldn't find someone half way appealing to challenge John Major.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Considering how unpopular Major was in 1995 it's amazing that the Tories couldn't find someone half way appealing to challenge John Major.

Like Michael Foot earlier, there was nobody else who could have done better with the split party.

Hestletine and Clarke probably had the most cross party appeal but were impossible because “Europe”.

[Tubby Isaacs]

One of the other MPs may be John Wilkinson.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Arguably the Tories would have done better in 1997 going with a right winger. Portillo got as far as installing extra phone lines but didn’t run. Major cracked a good joke about privatised BT being very efficient.