[Bones McCoy]

Hi Alexa, can you show me why swinging's a bad hobby?

[Watchman]

More like dogging

That leer is almost Yewtree

[Crabcakes]

Mrs Hamilton’s hand appears to be wandering too. Wonder what Mrs Anderson thinks of that…

[mattomac]

Oh yeah that’s really man of the people posing with that.

[davidjay]

Woking-class University of Life Tories don't half love to rub shoulders with their betters.

[Youngian]

Woking-class University of Life Tories don't half love to rub shoulders with their betters.

Rarely reciprocated

[davidjay]

Woking-class University of Life Tories don't half love to rub shoulders with their betters.

Rarely reciprocated

Of course not. Much as the likes of Johnson and Rees Mogg love having the proles onside, in reality they despise them.

[Bones McCoy]

Woking-class University of Life Tories don't half love to rub shoulders with their betters.

Rarely reciprocated

Except as temporary court jesters, who are easily replaced.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Woking-class University of Life Tories don't half love to rub shoulders with their betters.

Rarely reciprocated

Except as temporary court jesters, who are easily replaced.

Unless they can get the good coke.

[Watchman]

30p says “fuck coke, I only dig real manly coal”

[Andy McDandy]

Just occurred to me who he reminds me of: the middle aged over the hill drug dealers in Dead Men's Shoes (FAO Abers, a 2004 thriller by Shane Meadows, set in Matlock, and starring Paddy Considine).

[Bones McCoy]

Just occurred to me who he reminds me of: the middle aged over the hill drug dealers in Dead Men's Shoes (FAO Abers, a 2004 thriller by Shane Meadows, set in Matlock, and starring Paddy Considine).

I get a strong "Mrs Brown" vibe.

[Watchman]

Refugee charity rejects Tory vice-chair’s claim they are ‘just as bad as people-smugglers’
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/ ... SApp_Other

[The Weeping Angel]

[davidjay]

Like all right-wing commentators, one day he'll go too far and realise that he doesn't have friends, he has handlers.

[Abernathy]

I wonder if he realises that he has been appointed basically to be an appalling rentagobshite firing out reactionary soundbites every other day or whether that’s what he does anyway, it’s just more widely reported now ?

[davidjay]

I wonder if he realises that he has been appointed basically to be an appalling rentagobshite firing out reactionary soundbites every other day or whether that’s what he does anyway, it’s just more widely reported now ?

He's always been a gobshite; now he's a nationally-known one. He's being wound up and he's biting.

[The Weeping Angel]

[mattomac]

Oddly enough I find it slightly odd that they’ve attacked food bank users, after all they love posing in front of the signs in their constituency

[Tubby Isaacs]

Anderson keeps inviting critics to visit a food bank in his constituency. I don’t know if there’s anything different about the one he has in mind. I expect the people have just been less obvious in calling his twattery out.