- Fri Jul 21, 2023 8:46 am
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Popbitch has a bit of a Dan Wooton special today:
Dan Wootton has replaced Huw Edwards at the centre of this week's media storm – and, unlike Huw, Dan decided to address the allegations facing him on air.
In his big Errors Of Judgement speech on Tuesday night, Wootton claimed that the so-called smear campaign against him was the result of "nefarious players" and "dark forces" trying to shut down GB News.
An interesting theory, but anyone who received Issue 1029 of Popbitch will know that our first questions about the mysterious Martin Branning appeared in March 2021 – a full three months before GB News launched.
It's typical of Dan to be so modest and self-effacing, of course, but we hope he realises people aren't just interested in this story because of the connection to GB News. They're interested in it because of him.
And it's extremely well deserved.
We're glad to see the Sun has taken us up on the advice we offered them last week, launching a proper investigation into their former golden boy, Dan Wootton.
It sounds like it's in safe hands. HR sent out emails this week to employees they thought might potentially have been affected by the alleged actions of Wootton, or could shine some light on his time at the News Of The World and the Sun.
And on at least one of those emails, forgot to use BCC – so all the individuals who received the email could see who else got it too.
During the Phillip Schofield saga, Dan Wootton wrote in his regular Mail column that the reason he quit his job at ITV was because they tried to ban him from talking about Schofield and Meghan Markle on air. Unwilling to be bound by such suffocating conditions, Dan claims he proudly told them where to stick their job – and left.
This might astound you, but it seems recollections of those events differ somewhat from person to person. The story that survives at ITV is that Dan was suspected of leaking stories that he'd gleaned from hanging around at ITV and feeding them back to his paymasters at The Sun – in breach of the terms of his employment.
To make sure it wasn't coincidence, they pulled the old Wagatha Christie trick on him: deliberately floating some fake gossip his way to see if – by some miracle – it made its way into the paper.
And it did. So they dropped him.
In October 2010, Gamu Nhengu was booted off the X Factor and promptly found herself facing deportation to Zimbabwe. The News Of The World secured an interview with her, so sent Dan Wootton out to conduct it. During the interview, Gamu specifically told him that she couldn't say Mugabe will kill her if she returns, because then he would.
So what was the story that Dan Wootton filed? "DON'T LET ME FACE FIRING SQUAD" – leading with Gamu's fears that Mugabe was going to kill her entire family.
Old Jokes Home
Dan Wootton, Martin Branning and Maria Joseph all walk into a bar.
The barman says "What can I get you, sir?"
The moneychangers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply values more noble than mere monetary profit.