[Bones McCoy]

Mrs Beaton Says.

Every dinner engagement is improved by inviting a crashing bore who won't STFU up about topics like Brexit, Cultural Marxism and Liberal Elites.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Perhaps we could get Felix Felixovich Yusupov to ask him round for some cake. And stuff.

[Youngian]

He's just Paul Calf with a decent suit.

"Students? Bag of shite!"

Captain Mainwaring complaining about not getting into the Warmington-on-Sea golf club. ‘They are rather particular, sir,’ retorts Wilson.

[Tubby Isaacs]

He's pushing the same rubbish as 3 years ago.

[Tubby Isaacs]

I scanned the piece on "White Privilege" and I thought it explained the idea reasonably well for a teenager interested in things they hear on the news. Sure, they didn't have Matt on there to explain how it was all bollocks for balance, but I thought we were supposed to deplore that sort of relativism.

[Boiler]

How long before he's writing for Spiked?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Critical Race Theory seems to mean the theory that the structures of society are indirectly racist- have I got that right? I don't see that as being a particularly outlandish observation, as Matt seems too. Divisive? So's Matt.

[Bones McCoy]

Is he losing his shit over that song from Horrible Histories?

[Andy McDandy]

Next he'll be complaining about enforced diversity in wool-based nursery rhymes.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Ouch..

[Boiler]

Bed in the Burns Unit for Mr. Goodwin...

[RedSparrows]

Next he'll be complaining about enforced diversity in wool-based nursery rhymes.

It's a real problem NOW!
NOW it's this crazy!
How did we get HERE, to this NOW?!

[The Weeping Angel]

[Tubby Isaacs]

Absolutely laughable by Goodwin. When did "Remembrance Day weekend" become a thing anyway?

[Dalem Lake]

Tried to download the full tables for his poll and Firefox deemed it a potential security risk and wouldn't have it

[Tubby Isaacs]

Matt literally wants a fight. There were some pretty tasty anti-fascists in the 90s, the last time this sort of stuff was a think. I reckon Matt would run a mile.

[Youngian]

But we’ve taken back control, Matt.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Goodwin keeps coming up on Twitter. Somebody is paying to advertise his bollocks.

[Bones McCoy]

Goodwin keeps coming up on Twitter. Somebody is paying to advertise his bollocks.

One of Eelon's 'young friends'.

Also Tommy and Katie.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Good point.

Might as well give advertising away if the only people paying are the Man and a Dog businesses who normally pop up..