[kreuzberger]

Just when we all need Nadine at DCMS, weighing up "are histry" against the outside chance of taking a length off Tom Conti.

[Bones McCoy]

And the name of the law is

Finders Keepers, losers Weepers.

Nyaa nyaa nyaa.

[Abernathy]

Just when we all need Nadine at DCMS, weighing up "are histry" against the outside chance of taking a length off Tom Conti.

Yes, I done a wee bit of sick in my gob.

[Abernathy]

Mind you, I note that Thangam Debbonnaire, asked whether Labour would return the marbles to the Parthenon, sidestepped the answer by saying that she was content to leave it to the British Museum authorities to decide in conjunction with Athens. Wee Georgie’ll fix it, indeed.

Sunak, meanwhile, appears more out of touch and foundering every day.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Starmer's operation does seem to be getting better at spotting the elephant traps and giving them a swerve. About time...

Can you imagine if Rebecca Wrong-Daily was asked that? Or Richard Bargain?

[Youngian]

This is a bit much from Crace on Sunak’s PMQs performance but hilarious all the same.

Rish! has been brought up to believe his entitlement is total. That anything he wants is within his grasp. All he has to do is get out of bed. And that’s not always essential. Even from under the Siberian goose down duvet, the world was his plaything.

His brilliance is effortless. So when he set his sights on being prime minister it felt like an inevitability that he could bend the country to his will. That a grateful nation would kneel down before him. Yet for the first time he has encountered a spiteful reality. One that dances to its own tune. At first there was confusion. Followed quickly by denial. Now his psyche is disintegrating before our eyes. Inside a small man, there’s an even smaller toddler desperate for his mummy.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... im-in-pmqs

[Watchman]

Hopefully it’s driven him to the ultimate level of sulk, and tomorrow in a fit of pique announces a GE……..there get out of that Starmer!

[Samanfur]

Evidence seems to suggest that this is genuine:

[Bones McCoy]

Evidence seems to suggest that this is genuine:

I'm sure "Boris" can explain the reference to the Spartan response to Philip.
The Hellenes were doing this stuff millenia ahead of Arkell Vs Pressdram.

Meanwhile here's the votes form the Cypriot jury.

[Bones McCoy]

It's a conspiracy by the Hallouminati.

[Watchman]

As a senior member of the cabinet, I was never in any meetings when immigration was discussed………denying responsibility is as easy as ignoring laws

Rishi Sunak says he ‘inherited’ very high immigration from Boris Johnson
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... SApp_Other

[Bones McCoy]

Laura K posts picture of King Charles, wearing Greek flag tie and pocket square.



He isn't necessarily endorsing "Fuck you, bastard".
But then again he isn't necessarily not.

[Tubby Isaacs]

The big news.

[davidjay]

What was it Jess Phillips said about the government's idea of levelling up meaning a new leisure centre in Hanley?

[Tubby Isaacs]

I hope for Sunak's sake the people putting his swimming pool in aren't watching.

[mattomac]

A thing that the Lords will probably block anyhow

[RedSparrows]

It's one of the most puzzling things to me, how that somehow the posturing and abject weakness of the Tories isn't seen by their hardcore as a sham...

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Because it's shared.

[Tubby Isaacs]

It's one of the most puzzling things to me, how that somehow the posturing and abject weakness of the Tories isn't seen by their hardcore as a sham...

I think it increasingly is. Sunak might as well be walking through the Home Counties holding a "Vote Lib Dem" sign.

[mattomac]

The latest to restrict migration seems even more nasty and has been done for sound bites.