[davidjay]

I'd forgotten just how fucking horrible Widdecombe is.

[kreuzberger]

Only downside are those 13 Reform seats, but who cares right now?

Not unhappy to see the SNP on such a low number tbh

The Reflux chancers, racists, and bigots will make Gullis look like Disraeli. They'll embarrass their own shadows.

[Crabcakes]

The upside of the 13 reform seats is decent people now know where not to go in the U.K.

[Abernathy]

Ach. Almost changed my mind about Channel 4 when I sitched it on to find Widdecombe, Kwarteng, and Dorries. For fuck’s sake.

[Tubby Isaacs]

We're going to hear a lot more about how unfair the voting system is to Farage than we did in 2015, I reckon.

[satnav]

If Dorries had put as much effort into supporting the Tories during the election campaign has she has put in tonight they might have won a few more seats.

I think the duel between a sober Alistair Campbell and an alcoholic dependent Nadine Dorries will make for good viewing.

[Arrowhead]

Sutton Coldfield projected to be a Labour gain

[davidjay]

Sutton Coldfield projected to be a Labour gain

I don't want to believe that. Well I do, but you know what I mean.

[Arrowhead]

That exit poll is predicting three Reform gains from Labour: Barnsley North, Barnsley South and Hartlepool.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Steward Hosie dying on his arse.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

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[The Weeping Angel]

That exit poll is predicting three Reform gains from Labour: Barnsley North, Barnsley South and Hartlepool.

Hartlepool is Conservative.

[Arrowhead]

Hartlepool is Conservative.

True, but it was Labour at the last GE.

[AOB]

Farage expected to win unfortunately.

[Youngian]

Ach. Almost changed my mind about Channel 4 when I sitched it on to find Widdecombe, Kwarteng, and Dorries. For fuck’s sake.

Is Vince Cable the best the LD’s could serve up?
I’m enjoying Campbell winding sozzled Nad up.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Don't wish to worry you, but.

[Tubby Isaacs]

And 12 Scottish Tories?

[Nigredo]

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Surely that middle one should be "Call helicopter"?

[Bones McCoy]

If Dorries had put as much effort into supporting the Tories during the election campaign has she has put in tonight they might have won a few more seats.

I think the duel between a sober Alistair Campbell and an alcoholic dependent Nadine Dorries will make for good viewing.

Campbell keeps poking away, and Dorries keeps taking the bait...


I'm happy to see the exit poll, had a few libations to celebrate and am heading to the land of nod.

Remember folks, close marginals mean recounts.
Those Portillo moments might happen on Friday afternoon.

[mattomac]

You have to remember it’s like a better MRP.

They won’t have had people in every constituency. Not sure why the data is being put out but I bet it gets it wrong in about 50-60 seats