Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Sat Mar 08, 2025 1:59 pm Would be nice to think they're going to fall apart, but nobody matters other than Farage. I doubt that Lowe could sink the party if he tried.At least Lowe's learned a valuable lesson about politics, disloyal gobshites who undermine their party's leadership got tossed over the side pretty sharpish.
Does requesting regular meetings of MPs make me a monster? Is asking to even just see policy before it’s made public unreasonable? Is it fair to be insulted because I want people to finally talk to each other?"I'm disappointed there's no proper policy discussion", says MP elected for "We don't do proper policy discussion" party.
I have torn out what remaining hair I have left over the last few months trying to talk. That’s it. Just talk. I have tried, and tried, and tried to resolve all of this behind closed doors. I can only smash my head against a brick wall for so long.
Watchman wrote: ↑Sat Mar 08, 2025 7:21 pm I may not be the finest specimen, but I’m a year older than Lowe, and he looks ancient compared to meI'm older than Paul Golding of Brittun Furst.
satnav wrote: ↑Sun Mar 09, 2025 9:19 pm Rupert Lowe is now claiming that Reform are briefing journalists that he has got dementia. Things seem to be getting nastier by the hour.Whatever the facts of this unseemly spat.
Yesterday Lowe clamed that the barrister investigating claims against him had told him that there was no evidence against him and no case to answer. The barrister has now said that she didn't tell Lowe that he didn't have a case to answer.
Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Sun Mar 09, 2025 11:30 pmNow it rhymes.
Whatever the facts of this unseemly spat.
Lowe comes across as a bit of a twat.
I see you, Rupert Lowe.
Happier times, babes? The halcyon days of ten minutes ago, back when it used to be fun for you and the lads to stage a Usual Suspects-style photoshoot. Ooh, we’re such naughty mavericks! Better take this picture quick, before the woke mob get us all cancelled again. You used to be so close, which is why you’re pulling a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle in this picture. I imagine the thought of this shoot gave James McMurdock some awkward flashbacks, which I can only assume is why he opted to sit it out.
Just look at those pouts. So rebellious! So anti-establishment! Three millionaire everymen and Ashfield’s most mercurial turncoat. All sharing common ground, united in your divine purpose and love of publicity. Not any more though. Pure snakes round here hun - just u n the dogs from now on. I for one am shocked - shocked, I tell you - that Lee Anderson has shown you such little loyalty. He’s normally so consistent.
Just look at it. This is the Britain we true patriots know and love; relentlessly negative old bastards who have built their personal brands talking the country down, trousering as much side-hustle cash as they can in the process. Russian sympathisers, free-market absolutists and climate change deniers to a man, now fighting like rats in a union jack. All because global events have turned what they thought were Reform’s big political advantages into embarrassing millstones around the party's neck.
Farage’s love of Trump, now utterly toxic to the brand thanks to the actions of the man himself. The embrace of deregulation and the blatant, constant lies about free speech, unravelling rapidly as America shows the world just what kind of government you get when big tech are set free to really turn on their fire hose of misinformation. The fake patriotism, now undermined entirely by a national surge of sympathy for Ukraine and a much-needed move back towards our actual allies in Europe in a time of genuine crisis.
It takes a special breed of posturing tosspot to make Keir Starmer look genuinely statesmanlike, and yet here you lot are managing it on a daily basis. The irony, that you’d dare to call Farage out for his messiah complex when it was probably Elon Musk’s little endorsement that spurred you into criticising the Dear Leader in the first place. No wonder it went to your head, Rupert Lowe - you only normally get that sort of high from the Twitter adoration of a thousand bot accounts with AI-generated Knights Templar for avatars.
It’s fitting that the rampant egomania of Reform’s two biggest hitters should tear the party apart before it gets anywhere near even a whiff of true power. In one way at least, you’re right; there never will be space for anyone other than Farage at the top, and the magical timing of the sudden complaints against you is as suspect as the million other lies he tells on a daily basis. It’s also a joke that Lee Anderson is now pretending he suddenly values respect and civility, despite the fact he’s a boorish oaf who’s been forced to apologise in Parliament for treating staffers there like shit himself.
One thing’s clear - you’ve absolutely been ousted, and if Tice’s words are anything to go by there’s no route back for you regardless of the outcome of any investigation. What a terrible shame, that Reform will now have to rely on the good character of their remaining domestic abusers to restore the party’s tattered reputation. Are the party’s offices based in Southampton, Rupert Lowe? You must have a weird sense of deja vu if so. Seems like there’s not a single club you try to take over that doesn’t end up booting you out for being an unbearable tosspot.
It’s all incredibly tawdry and embarrassing, which is why it’s very funny that you seem to think pouring it all out on social media will somehow save your political career. None of this makes you any more appealing an electoral prospect for anyone who isn’t already a radicalised spoonbanger screaming their way through the absolutely relentless tides of shit you spew onto X.
Even Farage has got the common sense to distance himself from Tommy Robinson, and yet you’re still parroting the demonstrably false narrative that he somehow ‘exposed’ the grooming gangs scandal. All that coked-up thug has ever done is imperil the very trials looking to hold the monsters involved to account.
Still, you’ve never let the truth get in the way of a good narrative, have you? From the way you’re still airing the party’s dirty laundry so publicly, this is a story that’s going to run and run. Either these are genuine complaints, in which case your fifteen minutes of political fame will be well and truly over. Or you’re telling the truth for once, and they’re a shameless fabrication that will tear Reform UK apart.
Either way, the true patriot in me can’t help but feel that either outcome will be a good one for the country.
I see you, Rupert Lowe. I fucking see you.
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