[Malcolm Armsteen]

???

[Tubby Isaacs]

Sitting in his caravan, counting out his money?

David Mellor referred to Cameron "chillaxing in a shed". Possibly with his trotters up.

[davidjay]

Is there any point in saying that Michael Foot got slaughtered for looking a lot better than Bozo?

[Abernathy]

Truss looks either like she’s shat herself or her legs are being remote controlled by someone.

Big SuperMarionation energy.

My dad used to refer to a friend of my older sister, years ago, who had a similarly strange gait, as looking "as if her legs are screwed onto her arse". He was sometimes cruel, but fair, my dad.

[Youngian]

Not a lot of camera action for Bozo despite having spent time ruffling his hair and dressing like 'a character.'

[Boiler]

Is there any point in saying that Michael Foot got slaughtered for looking a lot better than Bozo?

Yebbut, Foot wasn't a "ka-rik-tur" like Johnson, to invoke a certain Floridian fuckwit's turn of phrase.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Being called a disingenuous charlatan by Chris Philp is like being told by David Gower that you play too many lazy wafts outside leg stump. Funnily enough, most people removed aren't clapped in irons. IND (as it used to be called in my day, better name than Border Force) turn up and say "you shouldn't be here, coming quietly?" and they do. Starmer didn't say any of them had come on small boats- who aren't illegal.

Note the lie about illegal asylum seekers too.

Ladies and gentlemen, His Majesty's Opposition.

[Killer Whale]

He mentions small boats and illegal because those words are crack to the gammon. Doesn't matter if they're true or even relevant to the matter at hand. Just use them at every possible moment.

[Tubby Isaacs]

For all the good it does them. He might as well walk around with "We didn't stop the boats either, vote Farage" tattooed on his forehead.

I think they were doing "they haven't stopped the use of hotels, broken promise" the other day. Funnily enough the promise was to stop it by the end of the Parliament.

[mattomac]

Did Chris Philp just mention the inconvenient fact out loud, than most migrants will leave of their own accord.

End of the day it’s about processing claims, you do that effectively and you will see a reduction, Chris wants Labour to set a target, quite rightly Labour seem to have avoided that, we had 15 years of targets and they were never met.

World in flux, tensions building in India and Pakistan, the conflict in Ukraine and climate change you’d be absolutely bonkers to set any targets.