[Tubby Isaacs]

He's like Jez in Peep Show trying to pass for a member of the band.

Looks like Ukraine came a very bad second to the wingnut welfare. Who could have seen that coming?

[Youngian]

Plenty of knowledgeable geopolitical pundits out there without inviting this prick on.

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Killer Whale]

"Nice pile of Lithium you've got there. Would be a shame if Putin got his hands on it, wouldn't it?"

International diplomacy as protection racket. The 'great powers' carving up the world's resources is back, isn't it?

[Andy McDandy]

Johnson playing Teddy Thursby alongside Trump as Harry Starks*. Putting the frighteners on Zelynsky and doing the nice and nasty routine.

*Note for Abers and other mammals: "The Long Firm", novel and subsequent TV series written by Jake Arnott, and starring Mark Strong and Derek Jacobi.

[Bones McCoy]

Johnson playing Teddy Thursby alongside Trump as Harry Starks*. Putting the frighteners on Zelynsky and doing the nice and nasty routine.

*Note for Abers and other mammals: "The Long Firm", novel and subsequent TV series written by Jake Arnott, and starring Mark Strong and Derek Jacobi.

Thenks for the note, it's truly appreciated.

I was think ng the same about the nice and nasty routine.

Hey, why don't you let me build a golf course and casino - for free.
It's be a pity of mental uncle Vlad and his gang of psychos started chucking novichok about.

[Abernathy]

Had a bloody good chuckle at this.

[Tubby Isaacs]

He got away with laughing that off, didn't he?

[Boiler]

The Pork Haystack has spoken:

Two-tier Keir is the orange ball-chewing manacled gimp of Brussels. He has sacrificed UK fishing interests, handing over our seas to be plundered again - when under the current Brexit agreement we are on the point of taking back full legal control, next year, of every fish in our waters …

Any chance of putting that fuck in a hessian sack and chucking him in a Suffolk ditch?

[Tubby Isaacs]

If a tree falls down and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?

[Killer Whale]

Let's take a look at what Bozo's Brexit did for the Welsh fishing industry, shall we?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Reinventing himself as Mr Fishing was brave.

[Abernathy]

I see Johnson and Carrie have knocked out another sprog.

That must be about Johnson’s 27th.

[Youngian]

Most out of shape men in their 60s ask if they'll be around long enough to nurture children into adulthood. But Johnson's unlikely to anyway.

[Boiler]

Some folks try to multiply
From sunrise to sunset
Leave behind more of their kind
So no-one will forget

(Level 42, World Machine)

[Bones McCoy]

I see Johnson and Carrie have knocked out another sprog.

That must be about Johnson’s 27th.

Is he in a race with Elmo Skum?