[Boiler]

First one to mention 15 minute cities in 5, 4,3...

Oh Lord, I have a mate who goes on about those (a petrolhead, unsurprisingly)...

[Andy McDandy]

"You know who's got these 15 minute cities? China, that's who!"

China, simultaneously* dangerously Green, and chucking out so many pollutants the rest of us may as well not bother...

*And a long way away and not on the average ReFukker's travel list.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Have that lot admitted that China's installing renewables yet, or is it still "new coal fired power station every 5 minutes"?

[Andy McDandy]

They use the coal fired power stations to run the sweatshops churning out the solar panels. It's like that prison on Andor, with Chinese Andy Serkis keeping everyone in line.

[Youngian]

Reform appoints a new deputy chairman, it's our old friend Paul Nuttalls of UKIPs. Apparently he'll have a behind the scenes role. Wise.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Farage has been musing about appointing people who aren't MPs to his Cabinet. Unelected bureaucrats, one might call them.

[Bones McCoy]

Reform appoints a new deputy chairman, it's our old friend Paul Nuttalls of UKIPs. Apparently he'll have a behind the scenes role. Wise.

It's a nice promotion for him, but barely compensates for missing the Pope job.

[Killer Whale]

Farage has been musing about appointing people who aren't MPs to his Cabinet. Unelected bureaucrats, one might call them.

He's fully aware that any majority he manages to put together is going to be so full of oddballs, fruitcakes and plain cunts, he won't be able to assemble half a competent cabinet from the lot of them.