[Youngian]

No wonder the Spanish empire slaughtered the Aztecs, they were Protestants.

“Happiness”, when it’s not some complicated idea that’s drifted from our ordinary meaning, is fleeting and tends to be followed by its opposite: pain or at least fatigue.

That means “happiness” isn’t a suitable goal in life, though it at first looks plausible.

[Andy McDandy]

Kill them all and tear out their still beating hearts, before yeeting their bodies into the piranha lake. Perfectly simple.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Or 'flay your enemies alive and wear their skin'...

[Bones McCoy]

Or 'flay your enemies alive and wear their skin'...

Fess up Mailwatchers, who hasn't....

[Youngian]

This is just weird

Gen Z has brought us the 6pm dinner – and I am not ready for it
Early evening restaurant bookings are on the rise. Great for commuters and sleep purists, but what about the rest of us?
Do you have an opinion on the issues raised in this article?
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... 1754389780

By the same hack Polly Hudson. Move over Adrian Chiles

Beards may be dirtier than toilets – but all men should grow one.
Without his, my husband resembles an estate agent. It’s time more men took advantage of this hairy little glow-up

[Yug]

1. 6pm dinners. Someone tell her they're not compulsory.

2. If she really thinks beards are dirtier than toilets then that speaks volumes about her husband's hygiene.


I didn't bother reading the articles - I'm just assuming they're a load of old wank.

[Boiler]

6pm dinners are a good idea if you suffer from acid reflux and/or a hiatus hernia. Because nothing is as lovely as waking up bewildered and choking from a load of stomach acid making its way back into your buccal cavity.

[Abernathy]

What a lovely mental picture.

[Andy McDandy]

It's filler, but does filler have to be that crap?

[Bones McCoy]

1. 6pm dinners. Someone tell her they're not compulsory.

It's eve better than that.
Those people with the 6pm booking will have left the table when you rock up at 7:30 (or whatever).


What did the Grauniad do in the summer of the Reform Riots?
Launched a generational struggle about mealtimes.