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Youngian wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2023 8:19 pm Currys staff look pleased to see Sunak. Never struck me as the brightest sparks who work there.

Tech bro, innee?

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2023 8:35 pm Mr Egghead Maths strikes again.

War on woke parking tickets, we’re in Cones Hotline territory.

We've crashed through the cones.

kreuzberger wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2023 9:08 pm
Clapping like eager seals waiting for fish while being lied to by a charlatan wearing a suit that their combined weekly wage would barely cover.

These people disgust me, but what they do to their own families and communities by voting tory is infinitely worse.

Cameron and Osborne started this, often at 'friendly' businesses like Warburtons or JCB.

I'm told by a reliable source that attendance was compulsory, and any awkward behaviour, from yawning to heckling, would be a disciplinary incident. I'm also told that sometimes the workers were rushed in for a group shot, while most of the visit was just with management. Or that party activists would quickly don some overalls.

Basically, every political photo trick would be used.

When Penny Mordor was Armed Forces Minister she came to visit our HQ. My The Boss, the COS, didn't even pause for a second before agreeing to my request for the day off. Can't think why.

Nice localised example of that old Rishi genius here.

The Government promised the tram extension in 2019 too. I think I can see them losing seats in Bolton.

Posing with the English football team today.

For a busy man who can't find the time to attend Parliament he seems somewhat free this week.

Edit: Also showed up at Tamworth football club, they really don't care how corrupt they look and how bad it looks for them do they?

Possibly it's because with the grown-ups being in Conference this week the irresponsible kiddies think they can goof off.

Yug wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:54 am When Penny Mordor was Armed Forces Minister she came to visit our HQ. My The Boss, the COS, didn't even pause for a second before agreeing to my request for the day off. Can't think why.

Sorry Yug, I instantly thought OFSTED and schools hiding certain pupils!

@Watchman

That's probably what he was thinking too!

Hang on. Is HS2 definitely coming to Euston now?!

Now find the people to finance it, whose confidence will have been badly shaken by the conference fiasco.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2023 3:33 pm Hang on. Is HS2 definitely coming to Euston now?!

Possibly ...

Sadly, according to Rail Map Online that Euston was missed by two or three kilometres by the old Bury St Edmunds to Thetford line...

It would be really funny if a Chinese company offered to finance the extra bit of the line. That would really get Iain Duncan-Smith frothing at the mouth.

This'll get the Don't Knows back on side. Good solid reminder of the difference between the Tories and SIr Softie.

Lefty lawyers, pity we can't just lynch them, not that we'd encourage anything like that.....

Left without comment.

Would these be the same Afghans the Pakistani government have decided are illegal immigrants and are going to be deported? Back to Afghanistan.

Nice one Rishi.

Cunt. In fact, murdering cunt.

Just another amoral bread-head*.

* Old counterculture term for "squares" obsessed by nothing buy money. M'lud. (See also: Libertarians).