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Man's a cunt.

“Thames Water is no longer responsible for the biggest piece of shit in the river.”

Russell Brand, the shitty Thames, Bear Grylls and Christianity. And that photo.

I can't take it anymore. I HAVE to stop reading this shit.

May I refer the Hon Gentleman to post #56785?

And now, Russell, a communion in which we drink our own piss.

Didn’t Savile try to hide behind his Catholicism

I'm not sure that the Chief Scout should be associating with a guy being investigated for sex offences.

Apparently Brand has been frequenting the same evangelical church as Paul Marshall, the wealthy swivel eyed loon who bankrolls GBNews. Which is likely to share the same audience as Brand’s online conspiracist shows.
Wouldn’t be surprised if the Reverend Brand emerges heading up his own church. Pan handling for funds to create Brand Town where the ladies are encouraged to go naked to be closer to God.

When did Bear Grylls become a fruitloop?

Well they do need a “god botherer” to replace Bishop Calvin

Brand Town, Guyana-where the ladies go naked to be closer to God.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0457d02e9go

Russell Brand has been charged with rape, indecent assault and sexual assault between 1999 and 2005.

The charges relate to four separate women.

The comedian and actor has been interviewed multiple times by police since an investigation by the Sunday Times, the Times and Channel 4's Dispatches in September 2023 revealed multiple serious allegations against him.

As I've said here before, it's always the ones you most expect.

More info:

https://news.met.police.uk/news/russell ... ice-495944

The Onion's take:

NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted sex offender. “Interesting…so Russell Brand definitely wasn’t already found guilty of sexual assault back in, like…2016, 2017?” said 39-year-old New York resident Scott Hasard, echoing the thoughts of 330 million Americans as he noted that when he saw allegations emerge about the actor, comedian, and podcast host, he had assumed it was simply repackaged content from nearly a decade ago. “You’re telling me there wasn’t a lengthy and well-publicized trial where Brand was acquitted, but then new allegations emerged? And, like, social media posts where the women got called liars? None of that happened? Huh. I even feel like I read a think-piece about how we could still appreciate Forgetting Sarah Marshall despite his crimes. It’s probably insane to even ask this, but didn’t he release a comeback special back in 2020 about how everyone tried to cancel him for the sexual assault stuff? Seriously? Not even that?” At press time, the baffled nation asked what had made Brand into such an unhinged and deeply frustrated person if all of this hadn’t kicked it off years ago.

In his latest video Brand says. “I’ve never engaged in non-consensual activity. I pray that you can see that by looking in my eyes”. Can you really tell if somebody is a rapist or not by just looking into their eyes?

With his first appearance only a month ago I think the media should avoid playing videos in which he denies the charges. Let the due process take its course.