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Rosvanian wrote: ↑Tue Dec 09, 2025 8:57 am And yet most weeks he's pining for the 70s.

That's no longer a purely rightwing trope.

50 years with a majority of austerity - who'd'a thought it.

AOB wrote: ↑Fri Dec 12, 2025 11:20 am

Much easier to pick on a 86-year-old than confront a gang of stroppy youths drinking Special Brew and making a bloody nuisance of themselves.

Gangs of youths drinking Special Brew???

Is he sponsored to crowbar in a Dad's Army reference every column or something? First column of his I've looked at in years, I swear he copies and pastes from previous. The lazy cunt.

Stroppy youths dressed up like the Yobbos off the Dick Emery show?
Special Brew?

Dick (Littlejohn not emery) shows us how long he's been living the expat life.

Not so long ago, he characterised rock music fans as bike chain whirling greasers, ready at a moment's notice to smash up a country pub and terrorise your granny, like Kurgan out of Highlander. This was around the time he was mocking goths and saying it was OK to kill them.

Anyone with any knowledge of the rock/goth/alternative scene would tell you that his chosen stereotype is woefully wrong.

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Bondi. There's a global intifada against Jews. Best counter it with some serious persecution of Muslims. They're all at it, even if they say otherwise. And they all think that Jewish people and Israel are the same thing. But they're not (although Israel can do whatever the fuck it wants as far as I'm concerned). Better get anyone who's a bit easy on the Muslims and bang them up too. I did a documentary once.

Piece of fucking shit.

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Kids, eh? What with their phones and avocados. Why won't they go and die in a war?

Cunt.

News editor rings LJ to point out Hooley is a young person so the article makes no sense. "I'll bash out a paragraph or two at the end to get round it."

What especially struck me was that George Hooley was just 28 years old, at the upper age range of Gen Z.

Yet instead of embarking, like so many of his contemporaries, on a life of screen-based self-entitlement in search of ‘safe spaces’, where a shortage of avocado toast is an existential crisis, he put his life on the line to defend others at home and abroad.

How old does he expect a serving squaddie to be?

davidjay wrote: ↑Fri Dec 19, 2025 10:15 am How old does he expect a serving squaddie to be?

Any age...so long as its not his kids

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Fri Dec 19, 2025 5:24 am https://www.smry.ai/proxy?url=https%3A% ... shame.html

Kids, eh? What with their phones and avocados. Why won't they go and die in a war?

Cunt.

Now that it's all drones, I think we ought to call up the nearly retired first.

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Back from his Florida - ahem - 'holiday', with a standard rant about everything. Boring twat.

class-war policies of Surkeir Starmer

I thought he was part of the elite.

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He's gone there. Defends the ICE raids and general policy. Waxes lyrical about Noem's tits (not making this up). Rhetorically asks if we're going to see White Lives Matter protests in Britain. Jabs at Starmer for "taking the knee". Says that protesters over here are bloody lucky our cops don't have guns as standard. Bit of stupid judges and why was our person banged up. Basically, good thing for you that our cops aren't hosing you down like you lefties deserve.

CUNT

As we say on my North London manor: not many, Uncle.

So its OK for migrating incomers to see themselves as Londoners or does that just apply to white men from Peterborough?
Although no one else in London feels the need to speak like someone who watches Minder re-runs for three decades.

I'm surprised that Littlejohn didn't name check Jean Charles de Menezes. Twenty years ago Littlejohn tried to blame the innocent Brazilian electrician after he was shot on the tube by an armed police officer.

George Floyd is an easier one for him. Black, criminal record, different country. How could any reasonable Briton feel any empathy for him?

'North London manor'.

Piss off, sunshine. You're a fat US arsehole, not Jack Regan.

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Zahawi, and why him joining ReFuk means they are destined for power.

Fucking hilarious TBH.

A bloke even the Tories wanted to see the back of is a Reform ace card. A 21st century Neil Hamilton.

"He's rich, so he's not on the gravy train".

Marvellous reasoning there. You, dear Richard, are rich as well. Why do you still crank out shit?

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Tue Jan 13, 2026 6:51 am https://smry.ai/proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2 ... power.html

Zahawi, and why him joining ReFuk means they are destined for power.

Fucking hilarious TBH.

Indeed. Reform looks like " a proper government in waiting."

"My old mate Nigel".