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“OPERATION SAVE BIG DOG”.

Clearly, Dom Cummings' influence is on the wane, but I really didn't think that the sloganeering would get that shit that quickly.

satnav wrote: ↑Fri Jan 14, 2022 5:52 pm The BBC news channel was interviewing this bloke from Skegness and Boston Conservative Association.

It wasn't just that he went for a drink, was it?

Good summary. If the party in Johnson's flat happened, it'll need updating.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:22 pm Good summary. If the party in Johnson's flat happened, it'll need updating.

So he's now self referring himself as "Big Dog"?

Not an unfair comparison as like some big dumb dogs, Alex hates being groomed, slabbers all about the place and likes the taste of his own balls, all the while looking to be adored by everyone he meets.

Spoonman wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 12:07 am So he's now self referring himself as "Big Dog"?

Not an unfair comparison as like some big dumb dogs, Alex hates being groomed, slabbers all about the place and likes the taste of his own balls, all the while looking to be adored by everyone he meets.

And likes to crap anywhere and have it picked up by others

Seriously, nobody nicknames themselves. As Stuart Maconie said about Sting, nobody called him that. It's more likely he was "stripy jumper twat".

He's not the only one. I think Steve Baker gave himself the title "hard man of Brexit" and Mark Francois described himself and other Brexiteer tools as "Spartans".

Alex Ferguson got rid of Paul Ince when he started calling himself "the Guvnor".

Tubby Isaacs wrote:Alex Ferguson got rid of Paul Ince when he started calling himself "the Guvnor".

Fergie also famously referred to Ince as a " big time Charlie" in a team talk covered by a fly on the wall documentary.

Is Downing St one long party? How many parties can the same people go to? A lot of (most?) people get bored of all that by the time they're mid 30s. Partly because it's tiring constantly making small talk with people you barely know and prefer to stick with smaller groups of people you know and like. Speaking of charlie, maybe cocaine is the answer to the above.

Now now

Oh dear

A fridge too far: Downing Street 'held wine-time Fridays EVERY week' throughout the pandemic: Now staff are accused of taking a suitcase to Tesco Metro to fill up with booze and having a drinks fridge delivered in December 2020

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... epens.html

I heard a lovely quote earlier which I've paraphrased

This government personified would be a blazer wearer named Olly who (still) takes clients to lap dancing clubs, has the occasional toot at the weekend, watches rugger at headquarters with his mate Tomothy from uni and works BLOODY hard, let me tell you.

Javid is known as the sarj. Wankers.

Don’t forget the Govester

AOB wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 11:08 am

Tubby Isaacs wrote:Alex Ferguson got rid of Paul Ince when he started calling himself "the Guvnor".

Fergie also famously referred to Ince as a " big time Charlie" in a team talk covered by a fly on the wall documentary.

Is Downing St one long party? How many parties can the same people go to? A lot of (most?) people get bored of all that by the time they're mid 30s. Partly because it's tiring constantly making small talk with people you barely know and prefer to stick with smaller groups of people you know and like. Speaking of charlie, maybe cocaine is the answer to the above.

To be honest I thought the next thing would be this.

You know, I don't think "metropolitan elite conspiracy and here's Starmer having a beer in a room" is working.

Over half of Con Home's panel of members want Johnson to resign.