He daren't go near a court, imagine what he would have to disclose...
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2026 10:27 pm
by satnav
Didn't Farage threaten legal action against former class mates who accused him of being a racist? He doesn't appear to have followed through with his threat but presumably if a journalist asked him about the allegations he could deflect away the question by claiming the allegations were subject to an ongoing legal action.
He daren't go near a court, imagine what he would have to disclose...
What Nigel means is some of Tommeh's lads will may your home a late night visit.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 7:46 am
by Watchman
Had to chuckle at the reference to Leverson
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 8:20 am
by Youngian
If someone calls you 'daddy' it doesn't make them a relative.
He'd probably win a by-election as his idiot supporters in Clacton will believe he's being persecuted by 'the establishment' (people who read books).
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But of course,
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Fuck off, you little shiteater.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 9:56 am
by Boiler
Oh, and Mr. Moorhouse has opined too.
A comment beneath that short made oi larf:
Nigel Farage as Bricktop in the remake of Snatch is looking rubbish.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 10:29 am
by Bones McCoy
He's a big dog, but he's out of shape.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 10:45 am
by Boiler
If only what happened next could happen to the ranine one...
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 11:33 am
by Abernathy
He don't like it up 'im !
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 11:36 am
by davidjay
£5 million for security and he gets a fat old bloke who looks like he gets out of breath walking too fast.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 11:44 am
by Abernathy
Just wondering how on earth asking legitimate questions of Fargle himself could in any conceivable way amount to "harassing [Fargle's] family"?
Is the fat beardy bloke his son ?
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 12:29 pm
by satnav
Apparently he is going to make a statement at 2pm today on his future in public life. Better stock up on popcorn. I'm guessing he is going to step back from being party leader for the sake of his family or health.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 12:57 pm
by soulboy
Time for the Daily Mirror to send the chicken suit to the dry cleaners and break the bad news to one of the interns.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 12:58 pm
by Crabcakes
If that step back could be made while he’s on a cliff edge, that would be even better.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 1:06 pm
by Boiler
Or he'll threaten the media...
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 1:09 pm
by Youngian
Who are these family members and why have they alledgedly been harassed? As the Mail would put it, Nigel leaves a trail of unanswered questions.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 1:18 pm
by Abernathy
Hopefully he’s going to fuck off for good.
Re: Nargle Fargle
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2026 1:27 pm
by Killer Whale
For reasons for the safety of my family, but mainly because it seems the grift is incompatible with scrutiny, I'm off to the States where the wingnut welfare is more lucrative and you can get away with all sorts of shit. Thank you. I will be taking no questions.