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Youngian wrote: ↑Tue Feb 24, 2026 8:00 am

The Islamification of Britain has been gathering pace for years.

Particularly the last ten years. Any idea why, Richard?
IIRC he wasn't very welcoming to white Christian Poles. Richard hates everyone.

Richard knows that his audience hates everyone. He's just a whore. As much as construct as Liz Jones.

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Britain going to the dogs, part 94.

After a very detailed synopsis of an episode of The Bill, a quick run through every migration cliche. Boring cunt.

James O'Brien just mentioned this on his show so I came straight here to have a look. Littlejohn really is a lazy grade A twat.

Tried to read it. Gave up after about 3 paragraphs.

If a songwriter blatantly copied as much material as Dickie they'd be sued for plagiarism until their eyes water.

I noticed he spent a while discussing the Albanian hooker. Two of his pet obsessions for the price of one.

Only reason he's not a serial killer is that he's too fucking lazy.

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Starmer is shit, Trump is ace.

Littlejohn is a cunt.

Two quotes to bolster his argument; fellow
Mail hack Stephen Glover and himself.
He doesn’t have much to say about spineless irrelevant Starmer telling Trump Greenland is a red line we’d defend.
I suppose he’s concluded international law is irrelevant as tough Trump isn’t bothered about Russia snuffing out countries.

"PLU can do whatever we want" is about the size of it. Laws are for other people.

I note with some amusement that James O'Brien has started consistently to refer to Littlejohn as "Dick by name" Littlejohn.

Apologies to any other Dicks that might be reading

Don't know if those two have a long standing beef or like us, O'Brien can't resist dissing his third rate columns because they're so bad.
Littlejohn got huffy in one of his columns about a left wing broadcaster suggesting he was a liar who wrote his columns from Florida. LJ assured his readers he is Blighty based. Noticebly, no lawyers were mobilised to quell this professional slur.

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This week's bollocks. Worst thing since Suez. Or Covid. Or July 4th, 2024. Something or other. The navy's under strength. No mention of who ran it down over 14 years. No ideas save for do whatever the Yanks want. The cunt.

That's a rewrite of his previous week's column; Back Trump because international law is for namby pamby bed wetters.

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Not telling us all about how well the war's going? Whyever not? Here's some guff about crossing patrols getting abused, which is bad. First let's imply it's happening in That London, which as we all know is crawling with Them. Or Their allies, you know, green types. Then reveal it's actually happening in the countryside, and go off into some guff about PC Plod sitting on his bicycle on the village green, a careful eye kept on those little rascals thinking of scrumping an apple, or going down the campsite to beat up some gypsies. Anyway, it's the usual "why can't the police catch proper criminals instead of going after stuff I might be partial to?", in this case, online shit stirring.

A few other bits and bobs. TAMWFKAPA and his status as a freeman of London, hee hee, ancient medieval laws, he can drive sheep up a Welshman's arse in Shrewsbury on a wet Wednesday. Bit about football that he claims not to follow any more. Bit about them letting gays in the army, they'll all be wearing makeup next. See that warship, it's got a big dragon on it. How common, like a footballer with tattoos.

Which touches on something curious about Littlejohn - for all his ordinary bloke, man of the people, bacon banjo bollocks, he's incredibly squeamish about actual 'normal' people.

But then again, he is a massive cunt.

Yes. A massive one.

bacon banjo

Unless somehow the bacon runs down your shirt, you can't have a "bacon banjo". Only runny eggs can provide the "banjo" - https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Egg_Banjo

Also - what the fuck is TAMWFKAPA?

Youngian wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2026 1:11 pm That's a rewrite of his previous week's column; Back Trump because international law is for namby pamby bed wetters.

This week's offering is a rewrite from his Hell in a hand cart ranty books from when, the late 90s?

In dogs years the country has been going to the dogs for over two centuries. Are we there yet?

Boiler wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2026 10:36 am

bacon banjo

Unless somehow the bacon runs down your shirt, you can't have a "bacon banjo". Only runny eggs can provide the "banjo" - https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Egg_Banjo

Also - what the fuck is TAMWFKAPA?

I swear that every time the term comes up on here, someone will point out that the sandwich must contain fried egg.

Anyway, The Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Formerly Known as Prince Andrew.

Boiler wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2026 10:36 am

bacon banjo

Unless somehow the bacon runs down your shirt, you can't have a "bacon banjo". Only runny eggs can provide the "banjo" - https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Egg_Banjo

Also - what the fuck is TAMWFKAPA?

"Bacon Banjo" is the sort of thig that the Walts (tm) say.

Just before they tell you about their secret missions in the SAS Gurkha Baywatch Paras.

Littlejohn isn't sure which team he supports, or which country he lives in - classic Walt indecision.

If he lives in Norff London, what's he doing in Croydon?