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The particular trope it embodies is "Arsehole redeems themselves by not being a total arsehole to one person".

It's a bit like filming yourself giving a coin to a beggar.

Something like this would infuriate the "autism is made up" brigade then:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg018pj4leo

A heritage railway centre has held an event to mark World Autism Awareness Day - offering families the chance to enjoy a quiet and safe day out.

Nene Valley Railway (NVR), near Peterborough, welcomed visitors on Thursday from across the UK as part of the event, which aimed to support people with visible and hidden disabilities.

Families were able to travel on the Thomas stream [sic] train, which ran between Wansford and Yarwell in Cambridgeshire, as well as a range of other activities.

I think the NVR has Autism Awareness events at other times of the year too.

Woke railways - you couldn't make it up.

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I hate the French, their bloody Frenchness about everything, we left the EU to get away from them, why do they take pleasure in needling us in petty French ways?

Oui, je suis un con.

Maybe you should have taken a weekend break in Clacton instead of spending your Brexit Pounds with the Frogs.

Despite our Brexit freedoms, which should have instilled a new spirit of self-determination and pride

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Some crap about Iran, by a fucking moronic cunt.

Youngian wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 6:20 pm Maybe you should have taken a weekend break in Clacton instead of spending your Brexit Pounds with the Frogs.

Despite our Brexit freedoms, which should have instilled a new spirit of self-determination and pride

'Hey, Brits, be more patriotic ya losers. Like me, Dicky!'

Disappointed there's no references to 50 year old sitcoms in there but at least there's some WW2 shite. Never change, Dickie. Never change.

Dickie did some research this week, managing to find some Daily Mail output from WW2 that wasn't "problematic". When it comes to accusing others of picking the wrong side, I wouldn't go to the Mail archives.

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School breakfast clubs. Cue shitty nostalgia, sexism, clichés about poor families, jumpers for goalposts, kids eh?, mental health, plugs for one of his books, and consternation at the idea of children - children! - eating Spaghetti and burritos. Ugh! That's dirty rancid Dago grub!

So yes, standard Tuesday cuntery.

I wonder if a tabloid hack with 50 years experience any ideas as to who's responsible for this irrational Project Fear society?

We walked or cycled to school, we weren’t ferried there in SUVs because our parents had been terrified into believing there were nonces round every corner.

Youngian wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 8:37 am I wonder if a tabloid hack with 50 years experience any ideas as to who's responsible for this irrational Project Fear society?

We walked or cycled to school, we weren’t ferried there in SUVs because our parents had been terrified into believing there were nonces round every corner.

The biggest problem with cycling to school was having bits nicked off your bike in the bike sheds, unless you could leave it at a nearby mate's house.

Youngian wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 8:37 am I wonder if a tabloid hack with 50 years experience any ideas as to who's responsible for this irrational Project Fear society?

We walked or cycled to school, we weren’t ferried there in SUVs because our parents had been terrified into believing there were nonces round every corner.

"Nonces round every corner" you say................whereas I'm sure your parents creamed themselves when Savile or Andrew Somebody visited your school

Every time I open the papers these days I see all my past columns flash before my eyes.

Probably because you repeat them so often. Cunt.

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Generic cuntery. NHS, Labour front bench, endangered species, environmentalists, asylum seekers and the gays.

Cunt.

After being roundly condemned by the respected former Labour Defence Secretary and Nato leader George Robertson

When has LJ shown respect for a former Labour minister? 'Tee hee he has a funny mouth and sounds like Rab C Nesbit' is more his level, 'Why can't Robertson bring back the golliwog on his jam, ha ha.'
And when has he ever written anything about the threat Putin poses to the woke West?

When he has discussed foreign affairs (aside from America), it's been to mock people for getting worried about rising tensions. Usually in the manner of "cue the lefty wimps squealing that we're all going to die, what would the plucky Brits who won the war think?".

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2026 10:24 am When he has discussed foreign affairs (aside from America), it's been to mock people for getting worried about rising tensions. Usually in the manner of "cue the lefty wimps squealing that we're all going to die, what would the plucky Brits who won the war think?".

"Who's this cunt?" probably.

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Slow news week? Nothing else going on? Boilerplate lawyer bashing, no details or specifics, just general name calling. Gutless cunt.

Its as if this sloppy tabloid hack has had a few run ins with lawyers over the years. But we know when press baron powers is held accountable they seem very keen on 'lawfare.'