The caahncil are banning everything. Again. Lots of copy and paste from his back catalogue, but the main focus seems to be wild swimming. Maybe, just maybe, it's to do with rivers and the sea being full of shit? Bit like him, the cunt.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 8:53 am
by Youngian
Why aren't the councils going after the hoodies and the drugs?
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 11:13 am
by davidjay
There may not have been any incidents yet. 97 people hadn't been crushed to death at a football ground before 1989, but there were still deathtraps.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 11:30 am
by Andy McDandy
The mindset of the average British journalist in 2 quotes:
"I'm a big boy now, mum. I don't need you watching me all the time!"
"Muuum! Big boys did it and ran away! Where were you?"
Why the cunt is voting for the Cunt Party. Partly because local elections are supposed to be about local issues, which means potholes. And bins. But that's a bit Net Zero, so it's really about potholes. All the other parties are talking about national issues. Well, the Tories are anyway. Apparently he hasn't seen any literature from the other major parties. Probably because Dacre hasn't mailed any Labour or Lib Dem leaflets to Florida. So it should be about potholes, but it's actually about Starmer. Which it shouldn't be, but should be.
Vote cunt, get cunt.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Tue May 05, 2026 4:05 pm
by Youngian
Attended a speed awareness course for my sins last week, everyone understood why 20 mph zones were being introduced. Apart from a moany old gammon who believed the course and speed limits were a scam to take your money. If he's not one of Littlejohn's readers I'd be surprised.
They introduce Low Traffic Neighbourhoods and 20mph limits on main roads in the teeth of opposition, seriously inconveniencing everyone from young mums and the disabled to the bus and ambulance services.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Tue May 05, 2026 4:52 pm
by Killer Whale
Why don't they kick people like that off the course and tell them that they're going to have to take the points and the fine?
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Tue May 05, 2026 4:59 pm
by Boiler
The last one I attended in person was run by a couple of blokes who would have done just that. My most recent one was online, of course.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Tue May 05, 2026 5:01 pm
by Youngian
He was confronted with some stats about accident and fatality reductions on roads in Wales since 20 mph zones were introduced. We didn't hear any more from the twat.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Tue May 05, 2026 5:03 pm
by Boiler
Youngian wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2026 4:05 pm
Apart from a moany old gammon who believed the course and speed limits were a scam to take your money.
It never ceases to amaze me just how many people view observing speed limits as an affront and get very agitated if you tell them that getting a ticket is the easiest thing to avoid: "But then I'll spend more time looking at the speedometer than that road ahead and that's not safe, is it? Eh? EH?!"
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Tue May 05, 2026 5:04 pm
by Andy McDandy
"In the teeth of opposition" - well yes, pretty much anything will face some opposition. But this makes it sound like bureaucracy overruling the masses, rather than a few cranks against a democratic mandate.
Youngian wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2026 4:05 pm
Apart from a moany old gammon who believed the course and speed limits were a scam to take your money.
It never ceases to amaze me just how many people view observing speed limits as an affront and get very agitated if you tell them that getting a ticket is the easiest thing to avoid: "But then I'll spend more time looking at the speedometer than that road ahead and that's not safe, is it? Eh? EH?!"
It's not a proper crime if I could get caught doing it. See also, how much for cash and in the old days after hours drinking.
I hate to think what my old mate, the late Ron Todd would have made of it.
Must be sad for Richard to have so few old mates still alive. Or convenient so the old mate claim isn't verifiable.
Corporate management have deployed WFH strategies since the early 90s and yes LJ is sort of right, unions were suspicious. Taking liberties by forcing the workplace into people's homes, a sneaky way to get employees to pay for utility costs and a wheeze to sell off office space to developers. Not such a lefty idea after all, Richard.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Sat May 09, 2026 9:41 am
by davidjay
As a passionate supporter of workers rights, nuclear disarmament and the anti-apartheid movement, I can well imagine what Ron Todd would have thought of you, Dickie. He'd have thought the same as we do - you're a cunt.
Littlejohn has a watch of Amandaland*, and decides that ha ha, that's a bit like Angela Rayner. Cue lots of insinuations - no, not insinuations, fucking statements - that she's an alkie tart.
He gets so wrapped up in slagging her off that he forgets to include any examples of how she would destroy life as we know it. Aside from a shortage of dentists, which seems to happen under Tory governments too.
Extra bits include a 15 year old anecdote about David Miliband, and a sneer at the mayor of New York.
*He says he fast forwards through it, only stopping when he notices Joanna Lumley. Then he recounts multiple scenes and gags in great detail.
Re: Richard Littlejohn is still alive
Posted: Fri May 15, 2026 7:45 am
by Boiler
Every advert I've seen for that programme convinced me not to watch it - not that I watch much TV anyway, about four hours a week. It looks dreadful.