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It's hot, therefore climate change is rubbish. Dopey birds on the weather. Stupid TV news articles and pointless stunts. Not like the old days. Back then it was newspapers doing the pointless stunts. Remember that minister for drought? Silly man, did some pointless stunts for the cameras, almost like he knew the score and was playing up to it. And in those days we had proper heat. Not as hot as this, mind, but it was sustained heat. But not climate change, because that doesn't exist. Anyway, what about the war? Did they moan about the heat? Did they cancel events due to the weather? Greatest generation, along with mine. Still, nobody died. Apart from the ones who did.

Cunt.

The increasing regularity which tedious old hacks like LJ recylce their 'I remember 1976,' articles, is an informal sign that the world is heating up. Not that you need heresay clues since thermometers were invented but what do experts know? Michael Fish hurricane blah blah.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Tue May 26, 2026 7:05 am It's hot, therefore climate change is rubbish. Dopey birds on the weather. Stupid TV news articles and pointless stunts. Not like the old days.

I'm sure he'd prefer the weather to be presented by the kind of "dopey birds" apparently favoured in parts of Eastern Europe and South America.

The "it's summer, therefore it gets hot and I remember 1976*" brigade are also available ad-free on the BBC.

*yet no-one remembers 1975...

Boiler wrote: ↑Tue May 26, 2026 9:51 am
*yet no-one remembers 1975...

I do. People got tired of me pointing out that the summer of 1975 was just as long, hot, and dry as 1976, and what made 1976 special was the lack of rainfall between the end of summer '75 and the start of summer '76.

Yug wrote: ↑Tue May 26, 2026 10:31 am

Boiler wrote: ↑Tue May 26, 2026 9:51 am
*yet no-one remembers 1975...

I do. People got tired of me pointing out that the summer of 1975 was just as long, hot, and dry as 1976, and what made 1976 special was the lack of rainfall between the end of summer '75 and the start of summer '76.

The other thing about 1975 was the snow in June, which I vividly recall.
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Cunt features has a point here. Sturgeon is either spectacularly naive, or complicit. However, he throws in Mandelson at the end, not mentioning a certain other politician who's been in the news regarding large sums of money they're reluctant to discuss...

The same wafer-thin joke repeated 19 times. He must have the cushiest job in Florida.

davidjay wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2026 3:16 pm The same wafer-thin joke repeated 19 times. He must have the cushiest job in Florida.

Indeed, WFH,,,,,,day time telly in your pants, scoffing HobNobs.

Watchman wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2026 3:24 pm

davidjay wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2026 3:16 pm The same wafer-thin joke repeated 19 times. He must have the cushiest job in Florida.

Indeed, WFH,,,,,, watching Minder box sets in your pants, scoffing Scotch Eggs.

FTFY. Bet he has a flat screen TV too.

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Bag of shite.

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Guess.

From the case, he barrels through everything from politicians to cycle lanes. All evidence of the system being broken. Well, it is if you're a cunt.

This week's popular culture reference is Del Amitri, only 40 years old.

Youngian wrote: ↑Fri Jun 05, 2026 9:21 am This week's popular culture reference is Del Amitri, only 40 years old.

He also returned to a fifty year old film, just in case.

At least we were spared a routine about Burnside from the Bill or the Sweeney.

Old-fashioned proper coppers have been replaced by graduates with sociology degrees and youngsters brainwashed at school and police colleges with bogus notions of ‘white privilege’ and ‘equity’.

This fuckwit needs a good shoeing.

Don't worry, Dickie, I'm not inciting anything. Just calling for 'pure, cold rage'.

Cunt.

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I can't even...

Things ain't going his (or Dacre's) way, so it's toys out of pram time. Getting the blame in early for Friday morning, it's that nasty Mr Lowe and those 'neanderthal' Labour voters (who later on apparently don't exist any more) doing voting wrong! Not playing properly! Putting up a 'smooth talker' on QT, stuffing the audience with a union member posing as a human being!

Meanwhile, queues at airports due to Brexit. Starmer's fault.

Ooh dear his socks are really nipping him this week So Rich is concerned BBC current affairs is failing to uphold the high Reithian standards it so admires and adheres to.

Last week, the BBC – less Auntie, more pervy Uncle in a Palestinian keffiyeh these days – put out a party political broadcast on behalf of Burnham. They didn’t call it that, of course, they pretended it was a regular edition of Question Time.

Pop culture references for those who refuse to read his tripe.

The Boomtown Rats, 1980
Junior Murvin, 1976
A Very British Coup, 1988
Peter Cook, (1937-1995)
Andy Pandy (1950, 1970)
J R Ewing (1978)

And an obscure 2016 Netflix drama about a fictional Mexican drug dealer. I say obscure. perhaps it was a huge hit in places with large Latino communities.

I refuse to read his shite and haven't done for years. In fact, I no longer read any of the wicked, evil, shit pumped out by the legions of far right wing cunts who now infest the mainstream media landscape. I'm not and never have been on any social media so I read about them here and a few other places, but as not one of them has a single original thought in their thick, hateful heads, it's all so dull and predictable. It's only a case of how hateful and extreme the next one can be.

We all know the cliché about news being either the first draft of history, or tomorrow's chip wrapper. Littlejohn seems to have found the electoral equivalent - if it goes his way, it'll be a seismic shift in politics, taking place in the solid British heartland, far removed from the Westminster bubble; if it doesn't, who cares what 3 men and a dog in a suburb of Wigan think?*

*Yes, he used those words.