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Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 5:40 pm
by Youngian
Not a very charming host. Are allergies woke?
Most appetising of all is that the restaurant refuses to 'cater for any dietary requirements'.

I'm adopting this motto for my suppers: if you're a vegan or have 'allergies', bring your own food or don't bother showing up.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 5:52 pm
by Yug
If she's having a dinner party for her friends and is going to treat them like that... It won't be long before she's whining about how nobody rings her up any more.

What a hateful piece of shit.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 7:23 pm
by kreuzberger
Adolf was a veggie. Other than that, these fashy types seem rather intolerant of dietary requirements. Jews, for example.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 7:27 pm
by Andy McDandy
Vegetarian or vegan means green and hippy. Allergies mean admitting a weakness. Neither is toxically macho enough for her ilk.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 7:46 pm
by Bones McCoy
kreuzberger wrote: Sat Jun 17, 2023 7:23 pm Adolf was a veggie. Other than that, these fashy types seem rather intolerant of dietary requirements. Jews, for example.
Even Goering couldn't eat a whole one.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 9:51 pm
by satnav
I'm loving this gem of a sentence from Platell.
Having spewed their bile, these two privileged whingers have nothing to offer apart from more nastiness and narcissism.
Well that a bit rich coming from a journalist who appears to have built her entire career upon nastiness and narcissism.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 9:57 pm
by davidjay
Youngian wrote: Sat Jun 17, 2023 5:40 pm Not a very charming host. Are allergies woke?
Most appetising of all is that the restaurant refuses to 'cater for any dietary requirements'.

I'm adopting this motto for my suppers: if you're a vegan or have 'allergies', bring your own food or don't bother showing up.
Despite repeated evidence that they can be fatal, allergies are still the same as mental illness - not proper ailments and they'd eat it if they were hungry enough.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 10:14 pm
by kreuzberger
I admit to having been rather sceptical - albeit, not sold - regarding allergies, especially as I know too many Yanks.

The overwhelming impact of environmental causes upon our biological balance is now legally beyond question, but this is the drive for mail circulation in a nutshell.

There is good money to be mined in the rich seam of in wilful ignorance.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 10:29 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
Serious answer - this plays well with the left hand side of the bell curve or those living with psychological impairments or neurodiversity.

The central pillar of their prejudice is "It doesn't happen to me so it doesn't happen to anybody, they are just attention seeking." They cannot empathise with others who may have different views, feelings etc.

This is a trait of lower intelligence and some sorts of mental unwellness, narcissism and autism, the failure to develop the theory of mind - understanding that other people have thoughts, feelings, characteristics or concerns which are not the same as yours. Usually develops by the age of seven.

This failure to develop a full TofM can be seen in all sorts of right-wing attitudes and behaviours, further giving support to the idea that those with right-wing views have an intelligence impairment, especially in what some call Emotional Intelligence.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2023 11:29 pm
by Andy McDandy
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... -dogs.html

In which she propogates lies about children, gets confused about furries, has a rant about Haz and Megs, bitches about rich people going to Glastonbury, and suggests Beyonce is a massive hypocrite for earning a few bob and not knowing her place.

Twat.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2023 2:40 pm
by Youngian
Was she Graham from Blind Date?
Noel Gallagher’s soon-to-be ex-wife Sara MacDonald shows off a barbed wire heart tattoo as their divorce is finalised. He says he’s used to things being ‘more stable’. Let’s hope he doesn’t Look Back In Anger after realising Sara could have been the Wonderwall giving him his stability.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2023 3:01 pm
by Watchman
Channelling her inner Littlejohn?

Or alternatively, Littlejohn’s given some dozy bird advice on how to write a column

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2023 3:38 pm
by Andy McDandy
"Shows off"?

Unless she's shining a spotlight on it or is holding a big glowing arrow pointing at it, I think you mean "has".

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2023 8:45 am
by Andy McDandy
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... ulley.html

20/20 hindsight, lots of bitching about women younger, better looking and more successful than her, and obligatory sneers at protesters, PNLU, and the duchess of Sussex.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:37 am
by Andy McDandy
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... -kids.html

Amid sneers at Margot Robie and that tennis player who looks a bit like Lana del Ray (a singer, m'Abers) for being both pretty and talented, she pontificates on mental health (badly) and suggests we're being too nice to refugees by feeding them, while pretending to care about homelessness.

Twat.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 6:33 pm
by safe_timber_man
That Margot Robbie bit is absolutely bonkers:
Before she agreed to play Barbie, Margot Robbie insisted the new film would not reinforce the harmful stereotype of the impossibly perfect, big-bosomed, tiny-waisted plastic original. Yet she's turned up for every premiere as a perfect-bodied, big-busted slim woman — sporting a crotch-skimming fuchsia mini-dress after the London opening.

Barbie-loving eight-year-old me would have blushed pink with embarrassment.

That's...Margot's body...? Did Platell want her to turn up in a fat suit or something?

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 9:24 pm
by Youngian
It made my blood boil. Why is it always the innocent wife who has to clean up the mess her husband made? Why does Vicky have to explain Huw's moments of madness?

If I loved Amanda Platell and in it for the long run I’d have her back. But I don’t and neither does anyone else.

So what’s her beef with the young, popular and talented Margot Robbie?

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 11:53 pm
by Bones McCoy
Youngian wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 9:24 pm
It made my blood boil. Why is it always the innocent wife who has to clean up the mess her husband made? Why does Vicky have to explain Huw's moments of madness?

If I loved Amanda Platell and in it for the long run I’d have her back. But I don’t and neither does anyone else.

So what’s her beef with the young, popular and talented Margot Robbie?
Mandy's usual green eyed monster problems.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2023 9:58 am
by Andy McDandy
Ms Robie confuses Amanda. Mainly because she looks like a stereotypical "dumb blonde", and indeed plays up to it, while being very clearly self-aware and smart. Platell cannot grasp the idea of anyone being good at two things, especially if they're younger and prettier than her (see her inexplicable beef with Natasha Kaplinsky), and has form for "[Sleb] is branching out into [activity]. They'll be crap at it. Stick to what you know." pieces.

Re: Amanda Platell's stream of consciousness, sorry, bollocks

Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2023 10:54 pm
by satnav
The sound of a barrel being scraped.

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